Three Wrong Turns

she/her. whoever will be free must make themselves free. - Max Stirner

[nescafes]

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[cannibalchicken]

[zerosuitsammi3]

[charlesoberonn]

This post rises in value every day.

[romcommunist]

"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue

[theconcealedweapon]

[youngerfrankenstein]

Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

[youngerfrankenstein]

Some additions from the notes (I love reading the notes on this):

And of course:

[great-and-small]

Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it

[great-and-small]

This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹

[destielgaysex]

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

[cultivating-wildflowers]

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/

[clonebrainrot]

Gonna be honest I don’t care if these people who trump is deporting to El Salvador are criminals or not. It doesn’t really matter. They shouldn’t be deported to be in a foreign prison in the first place. If they committed a crime they should be in American prisons in America, not Cuba, not anywhere but America. The reason they are deported to other countries is so they don’t have to follow due process. The crime is meaningless. I don’t care if you’re a mass murderer who kicks puppies. You should have due process and be in American jail if found guilty.

[quietwingsinthesky]

you should come within biting range. no reason

[zouisbreakup]

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

[a-cloak-deactivated20241120]

I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there

[redbullracingrenault]

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[natureell]