Florence

Ao3: flor_e 🏎

[flore01]

Nobody prepared me psychologically for this Grand Prix, honestly? The season only just started in Canada.

[flore01]

There is no greater betrayal than the author of your fav fanfics about a certain ship posting a new work about a new ship (that you don't follow).

[owwllly]

late white day (animation)

[flore01]

I need a fanfic where Oscar was in heat and that's why Carlos was after him in China.

[flore01]

So.... CARLOS SAINZ

[flore01]

Of all the reasons I could love Carbono, I think it's the fact that they're seen as dominant, but everyone agrees that they're totally submissive bottoms to their women. And they identify with this by talking about them in interviews, and making fun of each other for it.

[flore01]

I need a fanfic where Oscar was in heat and that's why Carlos was after him in China.

[flore01]

Felix being a Lestappen fanboy wasn't on my bingo card.

[flore01]

"Verstappen fat? Fat turns me on" lol

[flore01]

I feel like I'm living wrong because my dad never went into debt and gave me away as a bargaining chip to a mobster, who just happened to be Carlos Sainz.

[flore01]

I spent all day reading comments about Russell getting "Charles Leclerc pissed off" hellooo???? A pretty face and a cute smile make you forget that Charles is one of the most stressed drivers on the grid? He's been pushing hard for years over every little thing Carlos did, Max has been walking on eggshells with him since 2019!!!

He's already argued with half the grid, and that's normal! I recommend you watch the post-race coverage of Carlos' victory in Mexico, or theirs in Spain 24.

[countingstars-17]

charles and max yapping from different trucks 😭

[flore01]

What's wrong with these losers?

[flore01]

They need to hand over Ferrari's strategy to a Lestappen fanfic writer; they always have a hell of a strategy in their stories! They certainly wouldn't let the drivers change the tires 100 years later.

[flore01]

I'm sick of it, cancel this crap, change these regulations, burn these cars and spend the rest of the season using Lego cars.

My darling Oscar, my heart aches for you.

[flore01]

An easy smile for the ice boy.

[flore01]

I like watching Oscar because it's so obvious he lived in a house of women; it's in him like a part of himself.

[flore01]

I'm against F1 drivers having social media accounts, giving interviews on their own, or even opening their mouths. They would be better off keeping quiet behind a steering wheel.

[flore01]

Max Verstappen, Gabriel Bortoleto, Mark Webber, and Carlos Sainz are going to the Aston Martin to set the car on fire, threaten Adrian, and sue Honda.