Always

hi

[edinburgh-by-the-sea]

Those curious babies approached me gingerly to check me out, then lay down in my vicinity. I was so flattered.

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[oflambandmoss]

being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[gayblooddonation-deactivated201]

[memeteamofficial-deactivated201]

not again

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[alysscoven]

He's got that fucking putrid Soprano gene.

It's just a slight tic on his flight/fight response. It doesn't brand him as anything.

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My phone sometimes does this "1 year ago" thing where it plays a reel of old photos to jazzy music, but I don't take all that many photos, so in practice my phone just sometimes offers me jazzy music over a series of context-free nearly identical photos of the neighbour's cat.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Occasionally I am reminded that I went somewhere a year ago when the music plays over context-free nearly identical photos of a different cat.

[hunkybeans]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Help I'm choking on my toast

[random-brushstrokes]

Walter Leistikow - Evening Light, Landscape with Two Oaks (ca. 1900)

[doeberman-moveddd-deactivated20]

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

[loamie]

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[a-french-guardsman]

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

[a-french-guardsman]

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.