``Hello? Hello? Testing..? Okay great! Greetings, my name is Flori, the date is the 3rd of March I believe, and this is my... audio recorded diary of the things going on in the... theater today! If anyone finds this I'm... very sorry.,,
Flori set the tape down, staring at the boxes of which had been left unopened from procrastination. Would they ever get them sorted out? Probably not. He had shows to do until... ...until...— Well he needs to check the calendar but it's a long time! Okay? They couldn't get enough free time to check a calendar what makes you think they have enough time to... sort stupid—at this point he kicked a small, lightweight box over—fucking boxes that he cares nothing about.
... Why was he keeping an audio diary again..? If he had no time for—Nope. Nope. This is so they don't forget what day it is. ... Have... they been keeping the tape on this whole time. Fuck that's at least like 3 minutes of just complete silence. Okay okay, that's fine. He definitely didn't scramble to pick up the tape again and he was not sweating so much that he almost dropped the tape to the ground, no sir, absolutely not, no, no, no.
They coughed, trying to clear his throat before speaking again, ``I will be the main author of this personal diary unless stated otherwise—,, As if that wasn't obvious. ``—guests, if any, which will appear on tape will be explained of who and why. There will be a date given at the start of the tape. That will be all for now.,,
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-OOC and "character" info under cut! :]
||🧺 ₊˚ Hello there! Our collective names are Max or Martyn. We would prefer you use Martyn if you do not know us that well, for friends however we have no preference or prefer if you use the name of whoever is fronting. (for example, Flori will be using this blog, and occasionally Cherry) We use he/it. We're bodily a minor so please no NSFW blogs, you will be blocked.
||🧺 ₊˚ I will mainly stay in character unless an ask is OOC, or I want to announce something.
||🧺 ₊˚ My DNI basically just consists of don't be mean and no liking children/animals, so- Ye.
||🧺 ₊˚ If you are confused on something, wish to rp with me, or wish to be friends don't be afraid to DM me! I do not check Tumblr DMs that often so I would prefer you DM me via my Discord which is awkw4rdt0xicity! :]
||🧺 ₊˚ Please note that yes, while I(Flori) am playing a character, I am an actual alter and these have been memories of mine, most likely. I am going to up play my traits, and I may also add people that are not from my memories, it will not be stated who is and isn't someone that is based on someone I knew.
||🧺 ₊˚ Flori is a 19-year-old trans demi boy who uses he/them! They work as a stage technician for a large, local theater as well as a snow cone shop during the summer. They're aromantic, pansexual and polyamorous and are in a queer platonic relationship with their childhood best friend, who will be showing up periodically through posts.
||🧺 ₊˚ Why did he start this? Well, he has a SHIT memory, so he decided to keep a diary, but they didn't immediately go to audio, no no, they tried to sit down and write about it but it took too much time which he didn't have, so he gave up and stuck to audio tapes. He keeps the tapes in an old crate in his room, which is hidden under his mattress (For now ;])
||🧺 ₊˚ TAG LIST!!
#floris-logs - The canon audio logs in their day to day life
#floris-special-days - Any roleplay with someone, since there is no fandom no one could really be anyone from their universe, so everyone is an "anomaly" (which will be explained in a late log, I have a plan for it.)
#author-speaking - The author has something to say they feel is important. I usually will use this only for announcements or tag games :]
#floris-returning-guests - Returning roleplayers
#floris-discoveries - To be revealed
Roleplays will also have their own tags, which will be listed in the following format.
floris-new-guest-*persons name*-for-*reason the roleplay started*
Plural pet peeve is “wait a new season of a show we like just came out! Let’s rewatch it so it’s fresh in our memory” *proceeds to split an alter from the show and then everyone thinks they only split because said show is ‘cool and trendy rn’*
Headmates who are in such denial that it affects system functioning. I don't need an existential crisis because you keep saying I'm not real. I need to clean our room
//Under cut because it is LONG as fuck I didn't intend it to be I am SORRY
The audio started with a soft buzzing noise and the sound of breathing. It stayed like that for a minute, save for a few times a pen could be heard writing on paper. It seemed as though they had forgotten about the audio log, or at least didn't know they had started it, not until around 5 minutes when they spoke up, "March 4th, my day off. I got to see Wendy today, that was kind of cool. We don't usually get to hang out that much so it was nice to catch up. We saw each other on my way to the park, and her way from the mall, although I didn't end up going to the mall as planned, although you can probably tell that. Instead Wendy convinced me to go to the new ice cream parlor that had opened up the other day. Y'know, the one with fluffy foam floors to give the impression it's like a place from I don't fuckin' know, Heaven or whatever? Yeah, so I did that and let me tell you the ice cream was shit, but I didn't really focus on it. Did you know Wendy has 3 younger siblings now?? Yeah their names were like... I don't even know, I just know she has them and that one of them 's starting school and she had to walk him to the bus."
There was a pause, and shuffling like someone was moving around. Then he spoke again, "And then," they seemed more muffled than when they last spoke, "I also got to talk to uh... I got to talk to-" The next word was completely incoherent, but then it continued as normal but his voice was suddenly more airy, and he seemed to speak with a smile, "and he said he liked my outfit. I mean... I thought it was pretty simple. I know you can't see it but it's just a hoodie and some sweatpants, no special colors or anything like that. But then I got to stop and smell some flowers, and he bought them for me, so now I have a dandelion stuck in my hair and I don't wanna get it out, yeah?"
Another pause, although this one seemed to be a little slower to pick back up, and it was dead silent besides quiet thumping in the background, it was like Flori had forced themself to stop breathing. Thump.
Thump.
Thump.
A pause, a concerningly long one.
Then the thumps continued.
Thump.
Thump.
Thump.
Thump.
Thump.
Thump.
But Flori didn't begin to immediately start talking, no, he waited for a moment, almost as if to make sure the source of the noise was truly gone. However, when he did, they started back where they left off, "And then he kissed me on the cheek and we told each other that we'd see the other sometime soon and I went back home. Overall, I had a pretty... Yeah, a pretty good day, I'd say. A really good day... Anyway, I should probably end it now, I don't think I have anything else to really add, so, this has been Flori Monshire on March 4th."
Then the audio tape ended without much more warning.
