🌼{Elijah}🌼

“So long, we become the flowers” ———— Autistic, Minor, Transgender, OSDD ———— TMA, SH&CO obsessed ———— “Baby both arms cradle you now”

[flower-eating-child]

>``` Statement begins ```

ANOMALY NAME : **Elijah/Marsh**

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>SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES : 

⠀⠀FRQs :  Sure! may not accept if i don’t know you but go ahead!

⠀⠀DMs : Sure!

⠀⠀CARE TAKERS : The stray dogs, Oblivion, Ace

Boundary : Do not pressure us into giving you access to any information.

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>DESCRIPTION : 

⠀⠀AGE : 15

⠀⠀PRONOUNS : He/they/it/neos

(Check profile for ones i’m using currently)

⠀⠀GENDER : Boyflux

PARTNER : Strays/Keiton.

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[This creature has a few conditions to be wary of. Such as autism, and depression. While it is not diagnosed, it believes it has OSSD 1-b. It has been diagnosed with Dissociative amnesia.]

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{Many many things intrest this one. Long standing ones you will encounter are The magnus archives, undertale, and sherlock&co. Please talk to them about these things. Even when it cannot give further input it loves to listen}

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(The blog has been given to this creature as a treat for being good. Good good treat. It will consist of reblogs and posts. Be wary that it isn't used to Tumblr culture yet, be kind!)

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>``` “I refuse to become another GODDAMN MYSTERY“ ```

>``` “An archeology, excavation on my body.“ ```

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I wanna lick it

[flower-eating-child]

not if I lick it first

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[flower-eating-child]

If you don’t vote Tenna something’s wrong with you fundamentally

[lunehowls]

stare

[flower-eating-child]

Me staring at my partners and besties

[criiitter]

she's everything to me

[flower-eating-child]

my bbfbfff

[flower-eating-child]

Swallowing hair dye to dye all the hairs I've accidentally swallowed over the years

[aroace-ryland-grace]

he's gonna fucking get you

[aroace-ryland-grace]

computer. play one way or another by blondie. loud enough to kill.

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[wav48k]

Do you need something.

[wav48k]

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

[wav48k]

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

[the-one-and-only-vic-lociraptor]

Bruh

[flower-eating-child]

Irl smile dog here

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[leonbutchkennedy]

[flower-eating-child]

#im the friend

[flower-eating-child]

Figuring you're on the aro ace spectrum is crazy. Especially when you're a system. Some of us loveeee being in love, the rest want to puke at the thought of ever being in a relationship. Wtf. Be consistent.

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[quastions-i-dont-ask-on-main]

"Do you want trans men to be treated like a different kind of men????" Hmmmm yea. They have uteruses and vaginas so they need different medical care. They also have high rates of sexual abuse and there's no laws in place of protecting trans men being physically abused. Like yea, we do need them to be treated like a different kind of men because they are a different kind of man.

[flower-eating-child]

I think my issue with having f/os is that I just dissociate and forget Im not in their media with them.

Unfortunately no I am not in the freaking magnus archives laying my head on Jon's lap while he records a statement get yourself together Elijah.

[catnippackets]

I've never met Adrian but I already like them

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[flower-eating-child]

Woah that's so smart

[flower-eating-child]

I have. Severely miscalculated.

[audhdspacewizard]

Knowing that Eridians have much longer lifespans, and also he can't be at every school on the planet at once, Ryland Grace decides to record a bunch of entertaining science lessons with Rocky's help.

Hundreds of years later, Eridian kids still get excited when the substitute teacher rolls in the 3D shape projector, because they know they're in for an episode of Friend Grace the Science Ace.