Yikes™

I’m tired

[worldecay]

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

[worldecay]

well fuck. who knew

[abbeykate]

[frogmp3]

me february 14th

[frogmp3]

me and my true love on this fine holiday

[broadwaybuttz-deactivated202306]

I’m just trynna have someone to sing this to today, and no one will allow it 😭

[archived18482939204848]

Imagine you’re dating someone and you find out they have a fictional universe inside their head where they’re married to an anime character and not you

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

my ex literally did this with pete wentz,pete fucking wentz,and i just had to live with it,imagine. pete wentz,god

[archived18482939204848]

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

Oh My God. Tumblr User PtSilentHill I Thought I Put This In The Tags. I Am So Sorry.

[babyanimalgifs]

Alaskan Malamutes 

(via)

[valtsv]

the thing about hannibal getting away with all those murders for as long as he did that gets me isn’t that his name rhymes with fucking cannibal, but that the guy straight up invites the fucking FBI investigating the crimes he committed to these all-meat dish dinners and cracks all these thinly veiled cannibalism jokes and STILL nobody puts two and two together. like you are literally asking to get made into a stew at that point i’m sorry.

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

why is “cannibalism-based comedy” the funniest possible combination of words i’ve ever read

[podcastwizard]

i understand from an artistic perspective why the four nations are color coded but imagine if that was just like...a thing in real life. like if you went to canada and everyone was wearing purple and you just had to live with that.

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’m very excited for my latest craft experiment, where I rhythmically slap sale rank oil paint onto a canvas and I see how long it takes to dry so that I can finally touch the paint textures I stare at so longingly in museums. 12 hours in, still wet. I am beginning to think this might take longer than I thought which you can imagine is quite a burden, as I am absolutely horned up to rub this paint.

[andhumanslovedstories]

You guys sound like you know what you’re talking about but I’m gonna touch it every twenty minutes just to be sure

[andhumanslovedstories]

I’ve put this canvas to age in the basement like a fine wine, along another recent masterpiece of mine “I put the paint on me hand and I slap the canvas like a bongo”

[andhumanslovedstories]

Paint slapped on 6/9, as of 6/22 (I mean actually it was a couple days ago but I didn’t fully check the dryness then so I can’t be sure):

It is rubbery feeling and the peaks of paint move when you flick them. The texture is not at ALL what I expected tbh and it makes me excited to try a different experiment, thick brush strokes, you know, those mad thicc ones that swirl real good

Here’s an additional shot with my coffee cup for a further sense of scale so people will understand that these canvases are small and therefore stop sending me asks about my supposedly gorilla sized hands, you bastards, you rotten bastards scared of the hands your minds gave me

I don’t know shit about art but isn’t this like a great example of art that pushes the boundaries of what art is? Like you’ve got your canvas with paint on it, but your reason for putting the paint there is totally different than why most people put paint on stuff. It’s like a study on texture or something.

[mazarinedrake]

Agreed, this is really cool and also I love the fact that you really wanted to touch some paint, so you just went out and bought a bunch of paint and made your own painting for touching purposes. That’s striking me as really really cool right now for reasons I can’t entirely articulate. 

[electronicgallery]

For reference: Really thick paint on a piece of art is called impasto. Another really fun way to do it is with a painting knife: you can make each stroke SUPER SMOOTH like cake icing, but with visible, touchable texture between the strokes.

More impasto:

art by Jan Ironside, who does THICK IMPASTO FLOWERS THAT I SO WANT TO TOUCH

[phoenix]

You LITERALLY sat down to watch paint dry…

[jhelenoftrek]

Museums should have stuff like this on display JUST so you can touch it. With a sign like, “Feel me up! I won’t alarm!”

[ms-demeanor]

make good art

[flip-this-table]

Only thing about thick impasto is that the paint can get a bit sharp sometimes. Like, I’ve cut my hand on dried impasto paint because the paint stroke was that pointed. -.-;

[ganymedecatamitus]

Every reply on this post is delightful

[ohcorny]

i can’t imagine why

[alexandrastillreadsthings]

people aren’t stuck in poverty because they’re dumb, like I know it’s a really hard pill to swallow but no one is poverty stricken because they deserve it no one is poverty stricken because they placed themselves there no one is poverty stricken out of choice

[oift-deactivated20200815]

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

avatar: the last airbender is a good show because one of the most important steps on the antagonistic prince’s journey to redemption is having to work retail

[sufjanstevenslesbian]

obsessed with this review

[snootbag-deactivated20201213]

[thedungeonsmith]

I have noticed a distressing trend in my d&d party

[ajani]

I mean you're not wrong exactly

[imposterogers]

thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s such a drama hoe

[thecryptkeeper]

loki, thinking they’ve sleezed their way out of another mess: oh ill totally bring those traitors back to you oh great powerful grandmaster

the grandmaster, knowing damn well that’s not going to happen: haha yeah

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

thor and loki, thousands of years old, think of themselves as gods: lmao check this out i’m going to totally fool this guy

the grandmaster, a literal immortal whose immortality is entirely dependent on not getting bored: oh my….i have been fooled…..i hope none of you overthrow my leadership on the way out…….

[phantomchick]

#apparently the Collector and Grandmaster are fuelled on their own will to live#so as long as they have a stupid purpose they’re good#the collector set himself an impossible task so he could keep busy#and the grandmaster creates drama via fidefortitude

This is literally so interesting??

[fortunatemind]

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

[pangur-and-grim]

are deformed bugs a thing? 

[spaghettibit-deactivated2025090]

Wanted to look this up but this came up

So I got curious and

Befriend a bug

[pangur-and-grim]

oh okay. I’ve learned enough today