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melonmemes

motherhenna

make--it--gayer

mothmanliveshere

people are gay, steven

don’t be a transphobe, chad

harold, they’re lesbians

i’m not jealous, flavio. im gay

trashpits

who decided skeletons are scary like ???? you have a skeleton do not be afraid of u

mxnrique

tittiesandcities

lemonterragonchicken

if there was a meat man running at me at high speeds i’d be hyperventilating

zagreus

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

zagreus

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

zagreus

i don’t know anything about geology

zagreus

asymbina

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

zagreus

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

queensofthequeer

I don’t know what I expected….

goodfuuuuuuuckinriddance

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.

william-snekspeare

I would pay $10 to do this

cuttleskulls

GG EZ

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malomis

Darius painted his first art piece today

spookyyprincess

IM IN TEARS 😭😭😭 LOOK AT THIS BABYS MASTERPIECE. YOU GO DARIUS 😭😭💕💕💕

pukicho

here I drew this

lordfordida

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

pukicho

okay

yaboydeactivating-deactivated20

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

another-nonsense-deactivated201

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

lasombritas

oh

impulsemuppet

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

When my parrot wants pets off someone he’ll go up to them, say hello, and lower his head to expose his neck. Recently, however, he’s been doing this to a pitch black crevice behind the couch, even trying to cajole the darkness with kissy noises and getting sad when the void won’t pet him. How do I explain that dark chasms are not friends?

sweetiesugarbird

There’s a ghost in there

voidbat

a damn rude one, too. PET THE BIRD.

perhapsarat

I had a dream where Harry and Ron killed Voldemort by repeatedly trying to drive over him with the Knight bus (everything jumps out of its way when you drive it right) and in the end Voldemort died of exhaustion bcause his lungs couldn’t handle it and I think this is how the books should have ended

i completely agree

champgn

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sirartwork

reblog for noises

disgustinganimals

That sounds fake but okay

pinknoonicorn

Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my room…

saltydorkling-deactivated202503

so my roommate’s cat just started BANGING ON MY DOOR and yelling bc of the kitten. i’m imagining – “why is there a baby?! TIO WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY. GIVE ME BABY. YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE. TIO. TIO LISTEN TO ME.”