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@flowerchihld
people are gay, steven
donât be a transphobe, chad
harold, theyâre lesbians
iâm not jealous, flavio. im gay
who decided skeletons are scary like ???? you have a skeleton do not be afraid of u
if there was a meat man running at me at high speeds iâd be hyperventilating
one tectonic plate approaching another
âso are you a top or a bottom?â
two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO
i donât know anything about geology
Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?
I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you
I donât know what I expectedâŚ.
people who are afraid of snakes are fuckinâ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babiesâ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillinâ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE.Â
I would pay $10 to do this
GG EZ
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Darius painted his first art piece today
IM IN TEARS đđđ LOOK AT THIS BABYS MASTERPIECE. YOU GO DARIUS đđđđđ
here I drew this
incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more
okay
Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.
We put the month first because in conversation we say, âJuly 1st, 2015.â Because itâs quicker than âThe first of July, 2015.â
âTomorrow is May 29thâ not âTomorrow is the 29th of May.â That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because thatâs how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars arenât organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. SoâŚ. p>
While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.
I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.
What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.
When my parrot wants pets off someone heâll go up to them, say hello, and lower his head to expose his neck. Recently, however, heâs been doing this to a pitch black crevice behind the couch, even trying to cajole the darkness with kissy noises and getting sad when the void wonât pet him. How do I explain that dark chasms are not friends?
Thereâs a ghost in there
a damn rude one, too. PET THE BIRD.
I had a dream where Harry and Ron killed Voldemort by repeatedly trying to drive over him with the Knight bus (everything jumps out of its way when you drive it right) and in the end Voldemort died of exhaustion bcause his lungs couldnât handle it and I think this is how the books should have ended
i completely agree
reblog for noises
That sounds fake but okay
Tell my cat that while he tries to locate the crying kitten in my roomâŚ
so my roommateâs cat just started BANGING ON MY DOOR and yelling bc of the kitten. iâm imagining â âwhy is there a baby?! TIO WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY. GIVE ME BABY. YOU ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE. TIO. TIO LISTEN TO ME.â
hereâs the video post for the upcoming su eventâŚ. itâs a recap of the plot so far with some.. new stuff⌠and i am having a strokeÂ
sorry i was late i canât conceptualize time
âXIAO QIAO!! WHERE DID YOU GOâ
This was a live-action Looney TuneâŚ
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#17 Pidgeotto gliding through the grassy plains.