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tired old man reads the morning paper
âI could fix himâ well I could turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then Iâll put that flea in a box and then Iâll put that box inside of another box and Iâll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHAHA Iâll smash it with a hammer!!!
I love macro furs so much man they will tweet some of the most like stupid tone deaf stuff
My big, sexy star fox fortnite skin can't fit in the doors of the MLK JR Fortnite exhibit
Donât say NOTHING just reblog and go
Absolutely a sucker for the âARE YOU HURTâ once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused âIâm fineâ from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins
Blegh! Gross!
Jenniferâs Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)
*says âIâm so fucking sick of this pandemic shitâ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*
Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.
Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.
Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.
Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.
Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.
Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, theyâre given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.
#this makes me curiously sad #the idea of flowers covering the undead #that symbol of human love is what makes them docile
me to zombies:
Thank you all for the responses!!!! I got a few more notes to share from folks asking me about this setting :D
Itâs incredibly risky to attack zombies. The scent of the attackerâs aggressive intent coupled with spilled pungent rotten blood drives other zombies into a frenzy.
Zombies given funeral rites grow flowers within their bodies, eventually bursting from their chest and head area. These zombies are naturally gentle and their presence tames other zombies in the vicinity. Due to their helpfulness, itâs taboo to harm âbloomingâ undead:
Sweaty summers are the worst and everyone hopes they have enough dried flowers to last the winter.Â
Itâs a colourful apocalypse! An overabundance of flowers in the world leads to plenty of dyes and busy little honey bees!! Scented candles are a thriving export.
Survivors who help spread flowers, look after âbloomingâ undead, cull the hordes, and herd zombies away from safe areas are affectionately called Florists.
Regular weapons such as guns and knives are still used but everyone prefers perfumed water guns, spray bottles, and incense.
Zombies are so overwhelmed by the pleasant scent of rain that entire hordes cease movement until itâs gone.
BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is âdid it hurtâŠwhen you fell from heaven??â It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
I aint posting for them. Iâm posting for me.
I see your posts tho.
Hazards of following me
Uh yeah holy shit remember on deviantart when you were talking to people you could insert reaction pics into your messages because you could at people so that you can see their icon and people made accounts for different reaction pics and you would post them into your comments by going like :iconragefaceplz: and it was extremely specific the amount of :iconplz: accounts were infinite? What Iâm describing is very specific and was a huge part of da culture
âi cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my houseâ crowd make some noise
we canât. thereâs people in the House
animal crossing rules
This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon
surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion
Itâs 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. Itâs a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic
Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.
Thereâs no grooves on a CD tho???
Theyâre just really tiny, hence the laser. The smaller grooves means that more info can fit on a disc of the same size.
Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that
well they looked at a record and said âHow do we fit more information on this?â to which the reply is âWell either you make the record bigger or the grooves smallerâ and making the grooves smaller is way more convenient so they say âWell how do we make the grooves smaller?â and thatâs when a total madman comes out with eyes flashing and yells âWITH A LASER!â
And thatâs how the CD was invented
how did they figure out how to fit information in grooves in a piece of vinyl in the first place????
probably got some ideas outta this
Fucking mad lads
 #the really wild fact is that even purely digital forms of storing information are basically just âcount the bumpâ technology really
1700's medical illustrators be like "hey boss can I put a rhinoceros behind this anotomically correct sketch of the human skeleton" and the boss be like "only for the books being published in these specific european countries" and then they high-five and go out for drinks
Medical illustrator:
France, Holland and Germany:
yoooo thatâs Clara the rhinoceros - she was towed around Europe so much in the mid 18thc. as an exotic attraction that she became like a fad and all sorts of artists drew, painted, and sculpted her (and also randomly stuck her in the bkgds of anatomical drawings)
lol, for everyone asking about the âvoid faceâ woman - sheâs wearing a mask called a âvizardâ or âmorettaâ. they originally show up in late 16thc upper class European ladies fashion. They were worn while traveling to maintain a fashionably pale complexion, but they evolved over time to become a popular component of masquerades.Â
In Venice in particular, the style lingered and became popular to wear during Carnival, or as a way for upper class women to disguise their identity so they could engage in activities that might otherwise be considered improper (gambling, flirting, or just like... going about the city without a proper chaperone)Â
an interesting construction note - these masks werenât tied on. They were made with a bead or button attached inside the mask which was held between the teeth. If a wearer wanted to speak, she would have to remove the mask.Â
This was a lot of history to absorb at 1:42 am