Obsessed With Everything

From the Shire

[flowerchildishere]

If you need me I’ll be rocking back and forth in my room, rambling about my “precious”. Nothing suspicious. Don’t ask me about it. It’s mine. It belongs to me.

[cameron4818]

Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness

Elrond: does it-

Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah

[flowerchildishere]

My 2025 resolution is to abandon the ways of man and take up life as a Hobbit.

[flowerchildishere]

No longer indulging in anything that a Hobbit wouldn’t do.

[flowerchildishere]

Honestly fuck the Elves. How dare they leave the race of men alone and to our own devices :(

[flowerchildishere]

If I was a hobbit I wouldn’t know what taxes even were

[morphym37]

idk if this is a wip tbh (also im thinking about some tyrian purple)

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(quick fixed on something on the ear and a stroke of hair its actually bothering me so much but i can only use mouse rn so no painting lmao) (love how we get all sorts of slightly different versions now)

[flowerchildishere]

Always a sucker for some Mairon fanart

[aotearoa20]

[bikananjarrus]

tolkien really said there is hope, so long as there are songs and green things in the world. and he was right

[fickes]

Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

[flowerchildishere]

Feeling really starved. Really tiny and thin. Yesterday I ate only five of my seven meals. Didn’t get to eat second breakfast or elevensies…

[flowerchildishere]

“How’s the weather?” “How’s the job?” “Getting married soon?”

Like stop asking me questions I’m trying to figure out what the quickest route to Bag End is.

[flowerchildishere]

I’m confused. I thought this whole job thing was temporary. I was under the impression that I was going to get to be a hobbit at some point.

[flowerchildishere]

Pretty disappointed. Sat down for dinner today and 13 dwarves didn’t come in to interrupt my meal and offer me to join in an adventure with a promise of 1/14 share of all the gold in their kingdom…

[flowerchildishere]

I wasn’t born for the 9-5 lifestyle. I was born to eat 7 meals a day, tend my vegetables, and be suspicious of some wizard asking that Baggins fella for an adventure.

[eglerieth]

Elrond be like: I am 4/8 human, 3/8 elf, and 1/8 angel. My mother is a bird and my father is the planet Venus. My twin brother was the first king of Atlantis but somehow I seem to be more famous than him. I am one of three ringbearers, the other two being the female version of Feanor and a guy who loves fireworks. My foster father is a crazy homeless guy who likes music and his whole family is dead. My many-greats grandnephew is in love with my daughter. No one can tell my sons apart. I like waterfalls and am both a glorified innkeeper and a top-notch doctor. I am the voice of reason no one listens to.

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

[flowerchildishere]

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