Fake me a smile.

Just your average court jester.

[mysharona1987]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[floweronthemoon]

i was coming up the stairs and a woman just screamed out of nowhere and I said "same"

[uglyawkwardlady]

And it's a crying shame if you don't come... Are you with me? Are you with me?

[crowholtz]

life is strange: before the storm — (1/?)

[bvrryblock]

“ Every path is the right path. Everything could’ve been anything else. And it would have just as much meaning.” - Mr. Nobody 

[parentless-suggestions]

“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”

thanks, i raised me myself

[chryselephantinechaos]

Also see: “aren’t you too old now to be acting like this??!?!?!??!?!?!????”

i never had a real childhood

[just-shower-thoughts]

Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?

[mad-yet-glad]

Signing the word milk when moving it pas your eyes is “pasteurized milk” (past your eyes milk)

[mugasofer]

That’s appalling. Have a like.

[thursday]

[gutterviking]

Forth wall reinforced by Kermit The Frog

[zerostatereflex]

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

[we-are-star-stuff]

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

[daikiraichu]

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

[twenty-four-robbers]

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

[magic-retina-deactivated2017100]

I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

[gamzees-hole]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

[canisfamiliaris]

Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.

[nebulagalore]

[billburr-moved]

me when i listen to personal jesus by depeche mode

[busket]

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

[charllahan]

he?

[busket]

thank you…..

[plantsnpills-deactivated2018100]

Ghost Girl // Kevin Francis Gray

What’s unusual about this sculpture is the uncertainty as to what it means. Moving the veil shows a skeleton and lookin closely at the arms reveals self inflicted scars (maybe not self inflicted). Definitely look him up, Kevin Francis Gray has some beautiful work.

@sixpenceee @sixpenceeeblog thought you might be interested…. quite a creepy sculpture

[sixpenceee]

This is my favorite 

[therealthundercunt]

Did a piece of art just cause me to have an emotional reaction

[doinggoodwithoutagod]

If for no other reason art is there to evoke emotions in us all. This art is beautiful, haunting, heartbreaking and thought provoking.

[why-i-love-comics]

Groot #6 (2015)

written by Jeff Loveness art by Brian Kesinger

[mrkenyon]

I did not ask for tears this morning.

[floweronthemoon]

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[fieldbears]

“That weird lumpy bee doesn’t have SHIT on me, watch this, KOBE”

[sixpenceee]

The Milky Way as seen from Antelope Canyon, Arizona