Absolutely Losing It, Mate

rae 26, she/her Lgbtq, ot7, welcome to the land of hyperfixations

[rentehya]

see i love pirate music because it's like. we're all on this goddamned ship together and it might suck but at least we're not alone. we'll get where we're going someday. eventually we'll come home to our families and we're gonna party like there's no tomorrow. we have no idea what we'll encounter out there but we're gonna face it together. some of us might die along the way because death is unpredictable and life can be harsh. if anyone tries to stop us we fight as one. it might be cold and wet and the food's rotten but one day it'll be better. we answer to no one but our captain and if our captain sucks we throw 'em overboard. let's get drunk and sing songs together because there ain't anything else to do in the middle of the ocean. one day we'll come home. one day we'll make it there together. we'll make it there together. we are all going to make it there together.

[elfybean]

[a-huge-nerd]

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

[elfybean]

My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

[defydamage]

I love you Archbishop Frank.

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[1989tv]

i’ll be honest i still fan girl over my own mutuals

[wadesunderwater]

there are some people on here who, when they followed me back, I got excited about as if they were a celebrity. and when I think about it, it's kinda sweet how we do that here, and so much more special than celebrity crushes. To be starstruck by someone when they're sharing their personal, more private self. You're famous to me for just being you.

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[bambicoded]

with how deeply physical their bond is, i don't think that hollanov ever bothered to develop a safeword. i do think, though, that they developed-- by accident!-- a physical system to tell each other how they are feeling. and it definitely bleeds into their life outside the bedroom, and it's definitely subconscious at this point, and it definitely makes it into the locker room and onto the ice by the time they're both in ottawa.

which means maybe the centaurs have picked up on the fact that hey, sometimes when shane wants ilya to stop doing something, he taps his arm twice. or if ilya wants shane to move one way, he taps him three times. or if he just wants his attention, its a squeeze. which is all relatively normal, and they probably think its cute that they have an unspoken language for communicating with one another.

and then maybe-- by accident!-- it starts taking root as a thing, and then mindlessly troy or wyatt or bood accidentally double pats shane's arm to get him to stop talking to ilya for a moment, and shane thinks for a moment, that was a weird coincidence, and moves on. but then it happens again, and then maybe luca squeezes his arm to get his attention and then bood taps him three times to get him to move aside so he can walk past and shane feels himself flush to the ears and catches ilya's eyes across the room and ilya definitely noticed that too. so now what? they can't full well ask them to stop without saying, hey, so this was a sex thing. but it'd be weird to let it continue... right?

[gaygoatshane]

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[jung-koook]

idk what to say... he's so gorgeous ♡

[pseudomantis]

What the fuck

[astarlingdiscovery]

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

[x] [x]

[bogleech]

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

[ceanothusspinosus]

foot to head ratio off the charts

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[nwarrior777]

yo ho homosexual

[nwarrior777]

Idea of finishing my pride month video in time looking less and less possible (i mean, it's 24th of june, NWarrior, c'mon, just accept it) BUT at least i can give you this

[nwarrior777]

pride month is being even in 2026 bitch

yoho ha ppy pride month.

[veryluckyclovers]

[feelmyskin]

[binxbartholomewbones]

Tide and time wait for no one