Okay I’m canadian and I don’t even read newspapers or anything but just through osmosis I have learned
1. The time Trump made such a big deal about his teeny tiny baby hands that it became an international meme
2. The time Trump paid off a porn star with campaign money and we all found out he had a piss kink
3. The time Trump, on camera, mocked a disabled reporter
4. The time he called Mexican people Animals
5. “Grab Her By The Pussy”
7. The time he was wrong about the direction a hurricane was headed but he refused to admit it so he took a sharpie marker to a storm map to add in the wrong thing he said
8. That thing with the big pile of big Macs in the white house? What the fuck was that about
9. That Christmas where Melanoma decorated the white house hallway to look like the entry to Krampus’ sex dungeon
10. The time Trump was attacked by Uncle Sam, the bald eagle of freedom
11. When he straight up told people to drink bleach
12. That one interview where a reporter asked him if he had a message for american citizens who may be frightened or confused, and instead of saying anything remotely compassionate he took the opportunity to rip into the dude and call him a shitty reporter
13. Openly kissing Putin’s ass
14. Openly kissing Kim Jong Un’s ass
16. When his son got caught stealing money from a charity for kids with cancer
17. When he forgot his daughter Tiffany’s name on TV
18. When he straight up said he was sexually attracted to his daughter
19. Appointing his entire family to official positions in the white house despite none of them being qualified or competant
21. “I Love Mexicans”. *Taco Salad Bowl*
22. The time he bragged that his dick was huge
23. The time he denied knowing a convicted sex trafficking pedophile despite the fact that he’s been photographed having drinks with him periodically over the last 30 years
27. That one global conference where the leader of fucking every other country there refused to shake hands with him
28. The one journalist who spent like a year trying to uncover his collusion with Russia only to have his work blown to shit when the Trumps just. Tweeted it all out
29. Nuclear Strike Warning on Hawaii
30. The asshole himself getting Covid
31. ??? Holy shit I’m at 31 already what the fuck how is this bastard still alive????
31. Uhhhh FUCK that shooting where he said if he’d been there, he would have stopped the shooter himself
33. That one incomprehensible phone call where he lied about cutting some kind of deal with some king or what the shit????
34. Appointing his limp dip shit son in law to “make peace with the middle east”????? SOMEHOW?????
35. The time he said he wished the American people showed respect for him like they do for Kim Jong Un in north korea????????!???
36. WHEN HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO REFUSE TO LEAVE OFFICE????
37. WHEN HE FUCKING ***FIRED***** THE HEAD OF THE FBI
38. CoNcENTRATiON CAMpS MOTHER FucKInG **BITCH ******SHIT*****
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