Bitchin'

Holy haberdashery, Batman!

[cartoonscientist]

Hot posts on r/Miskatonic right now:

Weird amount of criminal charges against MiskU students compared to other colleges?

arkham grindr is literally like twelve elderly swingers in venetian masks jsyk

TERRIBLE experience at the psych ward after a traumatic lab accident?? Should I sue???

did anyone hear the explosion today at like 3 pm

Innsmouth Spring Break Staycation Worth It? Thoughts?

Abandoned meat.

I’m interested in the process of becoming a licensed recipient for anatomical donations. Read within for context.

Joining a Coven

I think I found AI photos on the school website?

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[ryebreadgf]

girl where do u watch movies

um. online

[flapperwitch]

At one point in film school my professor tried to legally rent a movie to show us and even though she had paid money, it wasn't working. So she went "I'm going to turn around and one of you will find the movie somehow".

[stantler]

Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

[stantler]

This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah

[thememedaddy]

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[animentality]

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[captaincrusher]

Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3. 

[unusual]

[forestgreenandgray]

this is exactly what the internet was made for actually

[ellewantsrevenge]

[adamicecold3000]

[ryllen]

[tall]

[heavensickness]