Time to shitpost

In borderlands hell, writer and role player.

[sal-absinthii]

Alan Rickman is a fine actor, but he only makes sense as Snape if you’re casting Snape the way Harry sees him: as an imposing mature character any stern authority figure would seem like to an 11yo

Canon Snape is a perpetually-exhausted 30-something with “grad student living on caffeine, stale noodles, and two hours of sleep in a broom closet” energy who has to pretend to be imposing so these little preteen shits don’t commit grievous lab safety violations and his insane bosses don’t leave him out to die

[flowersinapetridish]

The itch to write Harry Potter has struck me once again and thus I am on the search for some roleplay partners.

First and foremost fuck JKR, those are our characters now. Second of all, since I am 26 I don’t rp with anyone under the age of 20.

I am looking to write some romantic but also platonic pairings, CCxCC only, MxM.

I write in 3rd person, 500-700 word replies and try to reply as frequently as my schedule allows.

I like my fair share of angst, fluff and I am amenable to writing smut provided there is enough build up for it. No top/bottom dom/sub preference.

— On occasion I do like a smutty story turned plot but the AU has to intrigue me enough to bite.

I don’t have a preference in writing specific characters but my stronger muse is marked with a *.

Draco Malfoy / Harry Potter *

Theodore Nott / Harry Potter *

Regulus Black / Severus Snape (bonus if they become Harry’s dads ☺️)

Time travel only!

Regulus Black / Harry Potter *

Platonic:

* Severus Snape & Harry Potter (Severitus)

Regulus Black & Harry Potter *

Like this if you’re interested / dm me!