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Severus Snape did nothing wrong (except for everything he did). This is a side blog. Certified “Extremely Problematic.”

[sal-absinthii]

If you’re here because of my post about Snape’s grad student energy, welcome, but be forewarned that I am an Extremely Problematic Blogger with Extremely Problematic Opinions

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

[odalismus]

is it a little Problematic that despite the fact that I cannot name any role of Ralph Fiennes’ other than Lord Voldemort and the Nazi from Schindler’s List I feel a warm fondness for him when I see him

like I’m not actually sure which of those associations accounts for it but I don’t think either was what the filmmakers intended

[odalismus]

Dark Lord! 🥰 #mydarklord

[sal-absinthii]

“It’s a colonialist fantasy to have a headcanon or write fanfic about a poor character discovering/being adopted into wealth” omggggg you guys are such fucking faggots kill yourselves

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[half-blood-prince-throne]

Today I have watched fantastic beast and secrets of Dumbledore.Credence had long hair.I didn't recognize him at first but I thought he really looked like Snape

[half-blood-prince-throne]

Headcanon/ au

Credence and Nagini had daughter together. Nagini tried to convince Credence to leave Grindelwald but he refused. In heat of moment, They had sex. Nagini realized that she was pregnant.She feared that Grindelwald would use her baby. She ran away to Prince family. Ok. We know nothing about them.In my headcanon The Princes weren't dark family. They welcomed Nagini when she gave birth to her daughter. She knew that she lost her senses.She ran away. The Princes family adopted her daughter and named her Eileen.They knew about her blood cursed.They were displeased that she wanted to marry muggle.How could you explain that you change into snake. What if you passed down your infection to your future daughter.Luckily for Severus he was born as male but unluckily he spent few time with his mother before she changed to snake permanently

[danadiadea]

Severus Snape needs to talk about his Dark Arts hyperfixation for several hours straight to someone who attentively listens, is impressed with how knowledgeable he is, and asks him questions on the topic instead of calling him evil😃

[bruzum]

[sal-absinthii]

@sempervenefica

[capacity]

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

[ernest-pamphilow]

i am so tired of this world.. you have no idea.

[luckylucullus]

I am born in a rank which recognizes no superior but God, to whom alone I am responsible for my actions.

— King Richard I (1157 – 1199) —

[odalismus]

I’m a disgusting Anglophile but one glass into the homemade hooch and the Yorkshireman next door WILL hear the Fenian rebel songs

I actually do not see this in any way as a contradiction, I love my Englishness but I’m also a diehard ethnonationalist and with even the slightest provocation I will tell everyone without an instant’s hesitation that Ireland belongs to the Irish and that I wish the IRA would do something about the Africans beheading Irish people on Irish streets

[odalismus]

“Babe can we please have a nice evening where you don’t get political

*Half a glass of homebrew in and the fiddle comes down from the shelf* A NAAAAATION ONCE AGAAAAAAINNNN

[libertineangel]

Another fascinating moral dilemma from the philosophers of r/punk

[sillysilikonka]

[odalismus]

Modern western society is made up of sick, weak people who want to justify their own unwillingness to heal/improve themselves by glorifying victimhood-as-identity and calling it empowerment. It is essential that you do not believe this.

[trashcangimmick]

[thekindslytherinn]

“Severus Snape was a bad person” discourse is so boring man

“But he bullied kids” “but he was a death eater” “but it’s not because of the marauders because he loved the dark arts before too” dude I so don’t care

“Neville was so scared of him his boggart—” he could’ve decapitated Neville with an axe in the middle of potions class. I don’t give a fuck

He’s fictional, give me a break

[ottersinatrench]

People need to draw snape as younger. he’s like 30 in the books, THIRTY, like a freaking baby. they always make him look so old in art and he’s weathered and aged because he went through a war when he was late teens but he’s only THIRTY, A BABY!!

[miss-rum-hee]

This is a literary wishlist from a publishing agent......

[madame-helen]

[ned8-back-again]

Sounds like she wants someone to write fan fiction for her

[odalismus]

She sounds like a fat gooner