FlowersKillUs

Nicol | Created in 1994. | I don't tend to give a flying monkeys.

[fuckyahumor]

oh shit

[switchingtogeico]

I could eat bagels for every fucking meal I’m not kidding I love them

[ramshackle-boon]

[switchingtogeico]

[ramshackle-boon]

[switchingtogeico]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

I love seeing the revival of classic art

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[tag-redfield]

Why am I laughing so much

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[mrjacob-santiago]

brooklyn nine nine hiatus creations ↳ week six: peraltiago  →  plus season five

[bimbotoysforprettyboys]

People who are like “asking for consent ruins the moment” have no imagination.

Like, I’m sorry, but purring “do you want it?” into your partner’s ear before you fuck is hot.

Looking into your partner’s eyes and asking “may I?” in a voice breathy with desire before you kiss them is super hot.

and “Do you want me to pin you up against this wall and fuck you till you’re screaming my name?” is just basically dirty talk.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?  If asking for consent ruins sex you’re what?  A rapist who sucks at talking dirty?  

Is that a demographic whose fun we care about ruining?

[becughmitchell]

anyone else ever get fucked up by the fact that amy santiago basically just said “fuck it” and made the decision to add an undercurrent of intense sincerity to her and jake’s undercover dinner date, changing the tone of their whole night with just four words

homegirl knew exactly what she was doing

[iamawandmaker]

Mamma Mia Wrap Party

[kristilynn]

If I could visit one even in history the Mama Mia Wrap party would be that event.

[flexibilitas-cerea]

Have some Frank Reynolds.

[chalamet-x]

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

[obriy]

Zendaya at the Met Gala 2015 - 2016 - 2017 - 2018 

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Nick + Jess + Parallels Season 7

[afeveredblur]

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

The first time we see Kevin, he describes Holt as hilarious and the other characters are bewildered by this, but Holt has been a prankster since the beginning of the show. In the very first episode, when he was making Jake carry on with the robot impression, he was pranking him. The hula hoop incident.The fact he got so into the Halloween heists. Winding Jake up is one of his greatest sources of amusement and he loves playing jokes on people.

It’s just that no one recognises them as jokes because his face stays utterly serious throughout.

[thebrooklyninenine]

because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice

[thebrooklyninenine]

I’ve seen loads of people ask what this show is!

the show is brooklyn nine nine, it’s on it’s fifth season in america (on fox) and it’s honestly a masterpiece! GO WATCH IT

[sleazeburger]

[birdasaurus]

Siren Floral Co.

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