piss nugget

I haven’t updated my theme in 6 years

[stlamb]

vampire bite necklace by rebeca mojica

[b1rdonawire]

college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb. 

[b1rdonawire]

i am trying to make myself a new person. all i want to be is my old self. high schoolers on college tours find me mysterious and mature. i am a bumbling fool. i am marketable. i am only here to learn. i can make this place my home. the idea of having a home besides the one i grew up in makes me sick. i was admitted for a reason. they actually sent my rejection letter to the wrong person. i am always growing but hopelessly stagnant. 

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[funnytwittertweets]

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[dragonagegenerator]

fool (self-diagnosed)

[anxietyproblem]

[soft4youu]

This the ONE

[thesituation]

i forgot that sluts are real in the land before time dinosaur society

[thesituation]

slurs

[everythingfox]

“Maru’s new safety helmet”

(via)

[anonymousalchemist]

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out. 

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

are you an "I remember a 7-digit number you told me one time 2 years ago" autistic or an "I don't remember what I said 5 seconds ago" autistic

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

Both

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

Baby Tiger小脑斧, 2018, Zhelong Xu

[jackalop-deactivated20220227]

[guileheroine]

the true mind can weather all lies and illusions without being lost. the true heart can touch the poison of hatred without being harmed

@aangweek day 7, love (i.e. i love him so i made dis) ❤️🧡💛💚💙

(edit: he’s available here!)

[toastbutteregg]

[jesusislove]

[sergle]

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

do you ever read about clean eating and intermittent fasting and cleanses and all that shit and just think about how good the wellness industry is as repackaging dangerous and disordered eating habits as shiny wellness routines and become literally enraged

[sabrina-png]

my boss was talking about how he’s intermittent fasting and i said sarcastically “well NOW it’s cool and trendy but when i was doing it they called it an eating disorder” and my partner cracked up but my boss didn’t know what to say and i’d say the look on his face was priceless as he realized the similarities

[strawberrygiorno]

this has become such a problem that there’s a name for it - orthorexia. while it hasn’t been officially added to the dsm, there is a push being made by psychologists to make more people aware of the disorder and the dangers of “clean eating”