I can’t find them; there’s only soup.

✿ GP3 ✿ thirty-something ✿ NB (she/her or he/him) ✿ proud dad of a couple of idiot guinea pigs ✿

[questions-about-blorbos]

Which of these is most likely to fix your Blorbo?

I could fix them

Approval and validation could fix them

Being at their lowest could fix them

Fear could fix them

Pain and torture could fix them

Jail time / being imprisoned could fix them

Gay sex could fix them

Puppies could fix them

Therapy could fix them

Being an inpatient in a mental asylum could fix them

An ice pick lobotomy could fix them

Love, forgiveness, patience and affection could fix them

Remaining time: 1 hour 42 minutes

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[lordofthewheeks]

This will be me when I get a JOB!

[inertia-raptor]

I love when a DnD session gets so intense it makes ME emotional

[theguineapig3]

I've been turning off the air conditioner during the afternoon to save electricity during "peak hours," and... my pigs don't enjoy the room heating up a few degrees, it seems.

[theguineapig3]

Two of them........ two hot potatoes.......

[theguineapig3]

I've been turning off the air conditioner during the afternoon to save electricity during "peak hours," and... my pigs don't enjoy the room heating up a few degrees, it seems.

[omegaverse]

women need gnocchi

[snacco]

many are saying this

[randommle]

wait i have a question

to anyone who goes by multiple sets of pronouns and has a preference, what are your thoughts on how you'd prefer ppl to use them? like, is it more of a "percentage use" (e.g. use she/her most of the time but sometimes he/him, etc.) or a "i'd rather you use these but i don't mind those" (e.g. ze/zem and xe/xem are best but they/them is fine) or smth else? if it's the second one, would you prefer ppl only use the ones you like most or still sort of mix it up occasionally? i know it's definitely different for everyone but i'm curious to hear some thoughts

[catcrumb]

[guineapiggies]

Via the_lettuce_currency

[gay-irl]

[panic-attack-imminent]

hopeeverybodyshavingagreat

P R I D E M O N T H

shout out to..........

🌈✨The Gays✨🌈

[simkaye]

Pride prints are back in stock but leaving soon! 🐹🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[thegayneapigs]

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Whether you are out and proud, questioning, or still in the closet - we see you and we love you!! 🌈

The world is a better place with you in it. 💗✨💓

(Also guinea pigs. They make the world better too.)

Love always,

Moms Kat & Sara

The Gaynea Pigs 🐾

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[mr-leach]

Hangin on like it's his job

[mr-leach]

Break time at the grabbin' factory 😴

[inertia-raptor]

Setting up a new goal via ko-fi, cause all of our new bills are in place and our rent increase hits June 1st, so all of my paychecks are essentially for bills and not much else lol

I'm hoping to get ahead of my laptop reaching the end of its life and put some savings together

As always, any help is greatly appreciated as well as simply sharing the post around!

Wish me luck!

Also...I will be utilizing my free time from work to work on some new patterns and adjusting some existing ones...so keep an eye out for that

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[mr-leach]

I love the "let's take ibuprofen together" meme but as someone who takes cymbalta I cannot participate in it sadly....I need "let's take acetaminophen together" someone please take acetaminophen with me

[theguineapig3]