"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Show & Tell
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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almost home
Cosmic Funnies
Acquired Stardust
$LAYYYTER
taylor price
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sheepfilms
titsay
shark vs the universe
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@theartofmadeline
styofa doing anything
Xuebing Du
trying on a metaphor
seen from Brazil
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@atonement2007
[grabs your shirt] listen. listen to me. the practical is holy. the everyday is sacred. the simple act of surviving is divine. do you get it? sanctity begins at home, in the hands that build and the lives we live and the deaths we die and the worms that eat our bodies. if making something by hand is not worthy of veneration then nothing is.
this is the future liberals want
You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.
I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this
If you post good in real life people call it "being charming" and it can even result in pussy
SHAWN HATOSY as Stan Rosado
The Faculty (1998)
cillian murphy it is never too late to transition
Woman Standing in Front of Van Gogh's Sunflowers, Isaac Israels
Credits: Van Gogh Museum, Amsterdam (Vincent van Gogh Foundation)
cillian murphy it is never too late to transition
BATMAN BEGINS (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan.
Patient on the Pitt: wahhh my feet hurt
Doctor: no problem sir we'll stitch you up. Get me 100ccs of lorazepam stat and intubate. Oh no, why isn't this working? His feet are still in danger!
*uncovers sheets to reveal hooves*
Other Doctor Who Is More Woke: those are his hooves you bitch. Prep 10000ml of Ketamine.
First Doctor: damn. I was wrong and it almost cost this poor patient his life.
Second Doctor: 90% of all patients are secretly horses and anti-horse bias kills thousands every year. As Doctors we need to check our prejudices, and you can read more about this on www.somepatientsarehorses.com
Getting high on open window air
washing machine time to human time converter online
wait did something happen to Jesus
