We Fuck for Spare Change

Roxx, 27 she/her. Minors DNI, Do not interact. Mainly horny talk about FF7 characters, mostly Tseng and Hojo. I only act straight for these characters. ao3:flowersandglocks. I literally talk to myself on here, so I guess this is also personal but I'm not making a separate page. Sorry ya'll have to suffer, I never expected followers.

[flowerwiththemachinegun]

3/6/2026: 🫠I GUESS I'LL BE BACK SOON TO UPDATE THIS?!?! There will be incomplete and complete writings. (6/7/26: time goes by too fast, blah blah blah, I'm working on it)

Minors and Anti's, DNI, Do not interact. Proship? Yes. Why fuckin not?

This masterlist will consist of anything that's on going. As well as masterlists to anything finished/drabbles+hcs

Most of what I write is GN. Some nsfw is female!reader. I'll label what is gn for nsfw, but it's safe to assume everything else is gn.

Tseng x Reader

Dead Languages Chapter 1

Dead Languages Chapter 2

GenesisxReaderxTseng + Angeal and Sephiroth x Reader:

Misconduct Chapter 1 edited by @ghost-analogy

Misconduct Chapter 1(old unedited version, only read if curious)

Misconduct Chapter 2

Misconduct Chapter 3

Misconduct Chapter 4

Misconduct Chapter 5

Misconduct Chapter 6

Misconduct Misc:

Spoiler 1: The tub?

Dialog spoiler 1

Dialog spoiler 2

Crack thought 1

Misconduct Scrapped Notes:

Chapter 1-Intro 1 (ass. it's ass, unused-ish? Mostly unused.)

Chapter 2-Intro 2 (unused in main fic)

Chapter-????? Original Meeting Idea for Genesis and Reader

SephirothxReader:

Made For You Part 1

FF7-1 Hc's/Drabbles

FF7-2 We're getting litty now, continuations of drabbles, AUs, prompts

FF8

[laterkiss]

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

[oldsamarie]

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

[probuccalfat]

i’d love the opportunity to fumble you catastrophically

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[mlarayoukai-archive]

(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[the-bar-sinister]

All I wanna is whumpee to scream and beg into my mouth. Is that so much to ask?

Just keep asking until whumpee does what you want. Use a blowtorch, if necessary.

[mandrakepot]

dumb apple 🍎

[aceduooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I will forever be upset that for that one cutscene in remake with Tseng and young Aerith they use Tseng's normal character model when he should be much younger in that scene it drives me mad every time I play the game or watch a playthrough

[aceduooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I will forever be upset that for that one cutscene in remake with Tseng and young Aerith they use Tseng's normal character model when he should be much younger in that scene it drives me mad every time I play the game or watch a playthrough

[aceduooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I will forever be upset that for that one cutscene in remake with Tseng and young Aerith they use Tseng's normal character model when he should be much younger in that scene it drives me mad every time I play the game or watch a playthrough

[daeyumi]

Remember us as we were

[suguwu]

when his shoulders are broad enough that when he hooks your legs over them you instantly feel the stretch in your thighs

[girlnextvore]

dude im not even horny i am just filled with a inhuman hunger

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now