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[flowerycoffin]

Hiya!

I did a little art side-blog where I’ll post my art as well as things that inspire me like moodboards, pictures or dividers

Hop into @coffins-flowers if you want to

[jodispaw]

This bat pony doesn't want to wash herself!

[jodispaw]

Glamorous Stallion🥰

[icedmarcha]

Reblog with your eye color, zodiac sign and favorite season.

Just wondering :) 

[elizachangreaves]

Hmm… I guess I can say…

Eye colour: brown, but I think it’s Paris brown.

Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Fav season: winter. Not bcuz of my birthday, I love lying in snow.

[flowerycoffin]

Eye colour: black

Zodiac sign: virgo, if you ever wonder what my personality is it’s 100% virgo

Favourite season: autumn and spring, I like when temperature doesn’t want to kill me

[abbytabbys]

(Forever Together au) Those who do not know will never truly understand the situation. It’s impossible to give an explanation when you have no information yourself. 

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[adv3nturelust]

Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!

[marsh-mallow-adopts]

WHAT?!

[triona-tribblescore]

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

[flarebean]

i turn my adblock off for this guy specifically 🫡

[imaginarylands4000]

[zatyrlucy]

Amazon has been a bitch to my clients so, yes, please fuck them in the ass when you have the time

[an-alien-in-disguise3]

You deserve rape

Your message has been received, documented, and reported.

Wishing sexual violence on someone is not a joke, not an opinion, and not “just words.” It reflects a disturbing lack of empathy and a willingness to normalize something that destroys lives.

Hiding behind anonymity does not make your actions harmless. The internet is not a place where you get to say anything you want without consequences.

I hope you understand that behind every screen is a real person, and your attempt to hurt someone says far more about your character than it ever will about mine.

I will not give you the reaction you were hoping for. I will simply make sure your behavior is handled appropriately.

Think carefully before sending messages like this to another person, because cruelty is not power, and anonymity is not courage.

Tagging random people to spread awareness!

@elsa-fogen @elsa-fogen2 @dahvampire @mariana-mar @importantcatpics @rossiemelen

[elsa-fogen]

Wow why i think this was meant for me lol

Not even a month after i finished IF...

Anyway, reminder to yall to disable anon asks. While some people may be anxious to approach you and reveal themselves, if they have no ill intentions, they will do it without being anonymous. Cowards who say shit like this are only brave while they can hide their face. Most of them wouldn't say shit like this without being able to hide.

So, disable anon asks, block everyone who's sending anything that makes you uncomfortable

And remember.

NOBODY DESERVES TO BE RAPED!

[tired-biscuit]

you know that trope where it’s princess + knight, but they’ve both been captured by the bad guys and the princess is now gripped by the jaw by the villain, receiving a thin cut to her cheek while remaining completely still with a defiant look in her eyes even as a droplet of blood begins to trickle out of the wound, all while 3 people AT THE VERY LEAST need to have their hands locked on the knight because he’s thrashing around like a wild animal, trying so so so desperately, violently, to get to her?

yeah, that’s porn to me.

[ghibli-collector]

Hayao Miyazaki’s Spirited Away Layouts Animated To Life  (no. 2)

[flowerycoffin]

I followed you originally because I liked your art, I was the lucky one, I happened to get followed back by a cool artist

Oh my god it got burried under spam asks I’m so sorry!!!!

I love you and I’m so happy to read that

[gmanthatonelizard]

Okay but

how we feelin? (Miles Morales' age here is during Across the Spider-verse, orrr you could make him as old as Octavia, idk)

Also @twisting-echo, i wonder if you can make a ship collage for this 'cause i find it interesting 👉👈 (i cannot believe i used the shy fingers emoji.) You dont need to do it ofc! Just do it whenever ya feel like to

also did bro just fumbled at the end?

[twisting-echo]

OoOoOo! I'm feelin’ good about this ship! They actually bounce off each other really well! They’re both only children, both outcasts in their own worlds, and both carry a mix of loneliness and independence. So they're instantly understand each other’s vibe and take comfort in that.

And don’t worry about the age gap; it’s so tiny, and you can easily age Miles up or age Via down. Fiction is transformative and subjective, so you can easily shape it to however it fits your story/HC.

But yes! I’d love to make a collage for this ship! It’s a really interesting pairing and I’m already getting ideas for how to style it.

How we feelin’ about this ship @amethystoceandespiser?

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[elsa-fogen]

Hat

This AU is my official apology for IF to the radioststic nation.... im sorry for trauma, it will happen again.

And - yes, this is a whole ass AU, where Alastor and Vox have healthy PLATONIC relationships and don't hate each other, and Vox accepts that Alastor is aroace, and Vox doesn't have instant boner when Alastor does something cute or hot wether on accident or not, and tootally nothing traumatic happened in the past. Absolutely.

Anyway, stay tuned for more....

Or you can see more right now for ~3.30$

[abbytabbys]

(Forever Together au) Sometimes there’s a face you’ll never forget, an expression engraved into your memory whether it be intentional or not. 

[roguerocketz]

One more doodle of these two before I head to bed 💘 figuring out how i wanna color em :°) (+blank bg in read more)

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[sapphire--moonlight]

you all have to check out the rules if this wiki. theyre wild

Generally, you will be warned for breaking the rules a few times before you are banned. The first ban will likely be one week long, the seco

Throwing this one out as a fave. Didnt realize Animal Crossing was porn.

They also have a classification system aped from scp including a tier for character who nobody thinks are sexy. unsexy characters are allowed and if a character actually has sex thats too sexy for the sexman wiki

[sailatina3]

What on earth

[reikiajakoiranruohoja]

There is a video about the making of the 1994 movie. And you know what it shows? The artist designing Scar using Jeremy Irons as a reference. Aka, the designers VERY MUCH intended Scar to be attractive.