there is more to myself than anyone has discovered

so far

[iheartstims]

wait for it🐟🐠

[asklen-kagamine02-deactivated20]

I can see 6 years into the future…Thanks to my 2020 vision.

[assammilktea]

How long have you been waiting to use that joke

[asklen-kagamine02-deactivated20]

Since 2009 

[dogsaremypatronus]

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

[campfirecanines]

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

[heywriters]

especially the romeo professing his love in the background, but his girl being more interested in the dog.

[anxiett-deactivated20200602]

Tbh it would probably suck to be proposed to on a train though unless that’s where they met. If that’s the case (it probably is) then poor guy 😂😂

[dogsaremypatronus]

Rest assured everyone, he wasn’t proposing! He was simply begging his girlfriend to please buy him a samoyed because he would never be happy unless he has one of his own and if she really loves him, she’ll buy him one.

[fjordfolk]

From now on I will only accept proposal by samoyed. All other suitors may leave the premises.

[sepdet]

Are we not going to talk about the most awesome tinfoil hat ever

[ritasdove]

I love this photo series and what it represents and I wanted to talk about it with my mom, then I found this paragraph in an article that I felt kind of summed up my feelings about it so I thought I’d share. The photographer is the brother of three of the women and the fourth is his wife. 

I think what I like about is that it feels like it’s about aging as a woman without disappearing or losing out on love. I think a lot of the narrative around aging says that as women get older and (supposedly) lose their looks and become undesirable. Aging means divorce or distance which means the loss of emotional intimacy. Aging means losing your beauty and your opportunities for physical touch. It just feels like these photos challenge that by showing how you can get older and still feel connected physically and emotionally and that there’s meaning in aging naturally.  Not to say that there isn’t pain in growing older but that there is a solid, reliable, string of “youness” that remains and still seeks to connect with others and that sometimes comes to do so. 

I feel the same way about these photographs of the photographer’s wife. 

It also makes me think about this article - How Many Times Am I Touched In a  Week? A Study which outlines the opposite experience in a way. 

[agentdalecooper]

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse” oh my god…

[twixnmix]

Jean-Michel Basquiat photographed by Lee Jaffe, 1983.  

[frequents]

[sosuperawesome]

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[mmmystic]

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

so i called him and

IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

[theshitneyspears]

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

[springsprites]

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

[07heart]

being vulnerable enough to tell people how much you care about them is infinitely more brave than pretending to be above love and using edginess as a method of self-preservation

[everyone-needs-a-hoopoe]

hello everyone may i introduce you to my dear friend the fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

FRIED EGG JELLYFISH

egg? egg? egg? egg? 

egg? egg? egg?

egg? egg? egg? egg? egg? egg? egg? egg? egg? egg? egg? egg?

[expressions-of-nature]

by Karina Vorozheeva

[lunebae]

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

I laughed at this for a solid 5 minutes

[smadsel]

me, after making any trivial mistake