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st-bengerine

hey uhhh help a broke gay out?

I have even less money than I thought I did

I’m currently paying student finance back more money than I can afford, for a mistake that THEY made

I’m trying to set up a business and develop a portfolio

I have a car that I have to pay for in order to continue studying and working

And I just had to pay for a mandatory trip to Liverpool with college

I have. 0 money

If you are able to, I’d appreciate it if you could donate to my:

ko-fi.com/bengerine

If you donate anything at all, let me know and I’ll draw you a beautiful something as a thank you.

Thanks!!

#buy me a ko fi #boost this #boost #help a gay out #please consider donating

babayagay

So basically the message im getting from jurassic park is if you’re a rich billionaire that wants to bring back the dinosaurs then you deserve to get eaten by a dinosaur

#jurassic park: fallen kingdom #jurassic park #jurassic world #chris pratt #jeff goldblum

babashookethed

LA Devotee // Dying In LA

#panic! at the disco #p!atd #patd #brendon urie #pray for the wicked

queertchaikovsky

crop top too small but still good?

#boobs #tits #girl who likes girls #crop tops #ghosts

souphearth

My name is Arcade and I am a two spirit nonbinary trans man. I’m seeking money for top surgery to help alleviate my debilitating dysphoria and back pain from both my chest in general and having to bind.

My insurance excludes trans healthcare so I will be forced to pay for this necessary surgery out of pocket. I am saving up as much as I can, but I will not be able to afford it for a very long time without help.

I would greatly appreciate anything you could donate, or even if you could just share this post! 💖

souphearth

3/9/18: still at $0

undeaddyke

Hey y’all help my brother get his top surgery!!!

whatthefrickisup

My european friend said she was 164 centimeters tall and I responded with,

“how tall are you in english?”

babayagay

in my freshman year my english teacher asked us to write down facts about us and then hand them back to her at the end of class

i got sat in the back with all these kids who already knew each other and tbh i remember thinking at the time that they all smelled bad. it took me months to figure out why my assigned seat was always with the same guys and everyone else kept getting switched around

I wrote I was an avid potterhead on the info sheet at the beginning of the year. ms whiteside thought i was a pot head

babayagay

in retrospect that was pretty chill of her

babayagay

So my pastor said God doesn’t really have a gender, they just used “He” for familial 1st century reasons, father being the head of the household, God being an abstract Being etc

God is non-binary 2k17

clarinetdude-deactivated2018031

Let’s keep it going.

Non-binary God 2k18

babayagay

wish-list for the holiday season:

at least one adder stone

some damn good stationary

dueling kit

a decorative lachrymatory bottle

lightweight coat with pockets sewn into the inside

red wine fishnets

pair of gold colored opera glasses

some seeds to white roses

quill and ink set

blue calligraphy pen

dusty gramophone with a flower speaker

ring with a hidden poison capsule inside

babayagay

i went on a whole rant about how darth vader didnt recognize Leia, his daughter, in the first movie but he sensed the fuck out of luke when they first met and how could this be anything but sexism

except. i did not realize. i forgot. luke and leia weren’t written as brother and sister until the second movie

babayagay

it might be my slowly dying religious side, but I think christianity would be easier to swallow if we didn’t make Jesus out to be the perfect human being

“jesus was born without sin and committed no sin”

like. JC, my man, if you got jealous or lied a few times, maybe I would find your message a little more relatable or something

babayagay

my dudes

I just went through all my old google docs from freshman year and found a story I wrote to make me feel better when I was afraid of going to hell

and there are some gems

or

“allow me to take you to the pits of hell”

Britney Spears

babayagay

raleigh is called the city of oaks

and oak trees have acorns

so on new years we dont drop the ball. we drop an acorn. We Drop The Nut

theres the nut in all its glory 🎊🎊🎊

babayagay

One thing that gets me in ToyStory was that Buzz never had any companion dolls. Woody had at least three other dolls that were part of his set and possibly more that we don’t know about because his spike in popularity happened in the 50′s.

But Buzz is new and part of a whole Star Command league, right? So where are his buddies that help his defeat Zerg? Is there a lovable space dog that helps him complete his missions that isn’t seen in Toy Story? Buzz had a whole aisle of look alikes at Al’s Toy Barn but not a single companion piece. Was Buzz the only ranger that worked for Star Command? Is that why he never defeated Zerg?

I need answers.