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this is the only funny thing on yhe internet

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paleontologists

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Important Hanako Facts:

-she actually let her owners touch her without feeding her. even queen fattyfats doesn’t let me touch her even if I’ve got a handful of food directly in front of her face. I doubt Hanako liked being pet much, but she still let them do it, which is pretty impressive.

-she recognized her owners’ faces and footsteps, and apparently would rush over when they called her name. once again, without food, although I can’t imagine that she wasn’t assuming it was food time.

-everyone who owned her was convinced that she’d die for them, and at least her last owner felt that it was a mutual thing.

-I cry about her a lot. she was just a good fish who loved people and I get very emotional ;_;

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I don’t trust Maroon 5

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why

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Well first of all there’s 7 band members, not 5. That’s not why I don’t trust them, I just think it’s weird.

Now getting to the point, do you know how many top 100 hits Maroon 5 has had? A lot. They’re even on billboards top 100 artists of all time (ALL TIME). And it’s understandable, because pretty much every song they put out is fucking awesome. Sugar, Don’t Wanna Know, Moves Like Jagger, Payphone, This Love, She Will Be Loved, Cold, Animals, Maps, Misery, Harder to Breathe, Never Gonna Leave This Bed… to name a FEW.

These shitheads have been popping out jams since I was a little kid. Well over a decade worth of killer music. Every other song I hear on the radio is Maroon 5. It’s always Maroon 5. And I fucking love it. I love all their songs. Everyone does, they’re awesome.

But here’s the thing. They’re never the top selling artists. On the top 100 list, they’re only in the 40s. They very rarely have a number 1 hit. They’re considered good, I suppose….. but not great. Not the best.

How many people have you heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band? For me it’s zero. For many of you, it’s zero. If you’re thinking to yourself “what? No I love them, they’re my fave!” Are you sure? Are you really sure? They’re your absolute complete FAVORITE band ever??? I doubt it. You’re just saying that because the band is on your mind now. If I asked you your fave band any other time you’d come up with another answer. Everyone always does.

But they SHOULD be everyone favorites. Look at all of those songs. They’ve got so many top hits. Everyone loves their music. Everyone sings along and knows the songs. They should be my favorite band, I think I like more of their songs than of my actual favorite artist. But they are not my favorite. They are no ones favorite.

I think they made a deal with someone. Satan? God? A dude down an alleyway? Who knows. But I believe they made a deal to ensure everyone would love their music. And we do. It’s great music.

But the twist is that they’ll never truly be recognized as one of the best. Sure, their songs will play on the radio and everyone will sing along. They’ll have sold out concerts. Plenty of fans. But not enough. They’ll be just good. Never great. Never the best. Even if they should be our favorite, they never will be. They’ll never sell enough albums or have their songs reach as high on the billboards as they should. Everyone loves their music, per the agreement. But no one loves them.

I hope Adam Levine knows I’m on to him. I know what he did.

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IT IS BACK

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To hit, or not to hit. Dost thou ever miss? I suppose it not. You have a male love interest, yet I would wager he does not kiss thee (Ye olde mwah). Furthermore; he will find another lass like he won’t miss thee. And at the end of it all. He is going to skrrt, and he will hit that dab, as if he were the man known by the name of Wiz Khalifa

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i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩

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It was definitely necessary

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Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008)

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So is Sia like the coolest person to ever exist or something?? What kind of person comes standard with ninja moves

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Isn’t she like 50

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😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

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The most beautiful thing you'll see today.

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This post isn’t written in any known human language

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Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

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ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

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This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

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Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

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Friends with mean and overprotective parents

when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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🏳️‍🌈 free the ( • )( • ) 🏳️‍🌈

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The Radioactive Man Who Returned To Fukushima To Feed The Animals That Everyone Else Left Behind

Naoto Matsumura is the only human brave enough to live in Fukushima’s 12.5-mile exclusion zone

He fled at first but returned to take care of the animals that were left behind

He returned for his own animals at first, but realized that so many more needed his help, too

Matsumura, who is 55 years old, knows that the radiation is harmful, but he “refuses to worry about it”

“They also told me that I wouldn’t get sick for 30 or 40 years. I’ll most likely be dead by then anyway, so I couldn’t care less”

Matsumura discovered that thousands of cows had died locked in barns

He also freed many animals that had been left chained up by their owners

Many of them now rely on him for food

The government has forbidden him from staying, but that doesn’t stop him either

He started in 2011 and is still going strong 4 years later

He relies solely on donations from supporters to work with and feed the animals

His supporters are calling him the ‘guardian of Fukushima’s animals’

The man clearly has a sense of humor as well

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source

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This hero deserves way more notes.

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There should be a way to donate to this guy

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Actually I spent some time and I found a link to donate to him. Click here to be sent to a website where you can donate to his efforts

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I think @mulaney would approve

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I thought my sleep schedule was finally getting better but here I am at 3am wide awake.

Do I have insomnia or am I just another quirky relatable teen?