I put the "pro" in procrastination

Drink water, eat something, get a little fresh air, and relax. You can fumble, but remember: always keep moving forward.

[itsapmseymour]

[lightningcreature]

I'm genuinely so glad that people are learning how MUCH Amir is a sassy smart mouth and not just a puppy boy that people kinda turned him into. He's SO quick with it and he is MEANNNN when he wants to be! He's funny! He's smart and witty!

The fact you can dismiss him by asking, "How many times can you run in and out here before the floor sets on fire?" And his reply is. "Let's find out!" Oh Amir Beckett, I've missed you so much...

[northstar576fem]

You guys can survive one nightwave without Nora I promise, bugger off.

[tonyhawkshalfpipemassacre]

amir my beloved....

[pineappical]

Rocky paws

stick em up!

[tacticalatkgoose]

Ok apart from the absolutely hilarious fact that DE has added yet another game you can play inside their game, can we talk about how Amir pretty much perfectly immitates both Gandalf's and Gollum's voices? Like it almost sounds like they had Andy Serkis and Sir Ian McKellen do these lines, Kevin Afghani is an absolutely goated VA

[umbravoltprime]

[thecollectibles]

Art by Davood Moghaddami

[pukicho]

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

[pukicho]

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

[finlaena]

Alright, I'll be charitable and say this got a genuine laugh out of me due to how hard it hits home these days.

[thecollectibles]

Art by ranxiang

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[pukicho]

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

[secretgarden]

[charlesoberonn]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[tealfeatheredmusings]

fake ass idgafer i see you yearning with every cardiac muscle in your heart

(me)

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.