TacticalAttackGoose

void creature unfortunately trapped inside a flesh prison he/she/they/it (use whatever pronouns work with the spell to set me free) oh yes also AuDHD

[tacticalatkgoose]

Ok apart from the absolutely hilarious fact that DE has added yet another game you can play inside their game, can we talk about how Amir pretty much perfectly immitates both Gandalf's and Gollum's voices? Like it almost sounds like they had Andy Serkis and Sir Ian McKellen do these lines, Kevin Afghani is an absolutely goated VA

[tacticalatkgoose]

Holy shit, I did not expect the sessions to be actually this long, I thought maybe ten to fifteen minutes O.O

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[tacticalatkgoose]

Ok apart from the absolutely hilarious fact that DE has added yet another game you can play inside their game, can we talk about how Amir pretty much perfectly immitates both Gandalf's and Gollum's voices? Like it almost sounds like they had Andy Serkis and Sir Ian McKellen do these lines, Kevin Afghani is an absolutely goated VA

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[power-chords]

I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

[ayellowbirds]

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

[elkian]

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ......no.....

[tacticalatkgoose]

not my dumbass whining and bitching about the lack of true cosmic horror movies out there, where you aren't actually told anything beyond what the person in the movie kows and you are truly left more confused as you try to make sense of what happened, only to watch Iron Lung and proceed to try and make sense of what I just saw (the eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension wouldn't manage to get to me, apparently my stupid ass would fail to clock them as ununderstandable in the first place)

[theskullofjudgement]

SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT AND OTHER GIMMICK ACCOUNTS IS THAT THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT MINDS THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT'S OWN FUCKIN BUSINESS

[tacticalatkgoose]

but have you, oh skull of judgement, not, in making this post, inadvertantly made the business of others your own?

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[tacticalatkgoose]

Once you witness the Great and Terrible Hunhow sacrificing his past to mend the future of Stalkers family, you will never stop wanting to beat the Indifference to death with your bare hands

[knightofleo]

[mananabuffins]

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

[joyfulwitchcatmarcy]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[mizuthe-cat]

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

[mizuthe-cat]

I can literally give you crow for free

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[thetetra]

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

[semantiques]

Nothing in the Magnus Archives will ever be so funny as Jon not figuring out Georgie and Melanie's relationship like reasonably, but needing to have the Eye shove the Knowledge into him.

[deirenne]

John: *confused ace noises* okay and? The Eye: A̷͉̅̽̏͘Ń̴͈̥̌̌̑D̴̢̫̯͔̋̏̅͋ ̴̝̃ ̵̘̳̎̇̈́͂T̵̤͔͙̣͗̈́͐Ḧ̷̨̛̛̯̯͎́Ȩ̶̝́̚Y̷̨̗̳̽̓͝ ̴̯̩̫͉̽̏͆̕ ̸̼̈̐̀͊Ą̶̬̺͔̈́̽͝R̶͍̺̍̍̍̔Ẻ̵̢̠ ̴̧͉̞̿̃̍͝ ̵͚̒̌͘R̵̪͝͠O̴̗̔͒͋̑O̴̧̍̚̚͝M̷̞͂͛̍̇M̴̙̳̆́̈́A̴̝̼̦͋̓͌T̷̼̱͝Ē̷̹̰̝̿͜S̸̬̎̅͆͝,̶̗́̈́ ̶̭̖̑͆̓̊ ̵̺̭͙̋̈́J̵̝̭̓̃̒ͅÕ̵̦̝N̷̳͇̦̣̚A̸̡̳͕͍͐T̷̻͍̭͆̍H̴͈̅A̴͎͕͇̦͘͝N̸̫̪̦̖̓̀̑ John: Oh. OOOHH...

[ferretteeth]

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

[noegrets]

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

I can't tell if that's a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

[comixextra]

Tiny falcon

[brightlotusmoon]

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[crystaltoa]

Magic

Sandra's seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins' gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy spied an elf, But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

-Shel Silverstein

[bromdebus]

Why did Eddie touch the troll