TacticalAttackGoose

void creature unfortunately trapped inside a flesh prison he/she/they/it (use whatever pronouns work with the spell to set me free) oh yes also AuDHD

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[tacticalatkgoose]

Once you witness the Great and Terrible Hunhow sacrificing his past to mend the future of Stalkers family, you will never stop wanting to beat the Indifference to death with your bare hands

[knightofleo]

[mananabuffins]

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

[joyfulwitchcatmarcy]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[mizuthe-cat]

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

[mizuthe-cat]

I can literally give you crow for free

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[thetetra]

I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

[semantiques]

Nothing in the Magnus Archives will ever be so funny as Jon not figuring out Georgie and Melanie's relationship like reasonably, but needing to have the Eye shove the Knowledge into him.

[deirenne]

John: *confused ace noises* okay and? The Eye: A̷͉̅̽̏͘Ń̴͈̥̌̌̑D̴̢̫̯͔̋̏̅͋ ̴̝̃ ̵̘̳̎̇̈́͂T̵̤͔͙̣͗̈́͐Ḧ̷̨̛̛̯̯͎́Ȩ̶̝́̚Y̷̨̗̳̽̓͝ ̴̯̩̫͉̽̏͆̕ ̸̼̈̐̀͊Ą̶̬̺͔̈́̽͝R̶͍̺̍̍̍̔Ẻ̵̢̠ ̴̧͉̞̿̃̍͝ ̵͚̒̌͘R̵̪͝͠O̴̗̔͒͋̑O̴̧̍̚̚͝M̷̞͂͛̍̇M̴̙̳̆́̈́A̴̝̼̦͋̓͌T̷̼̱͝Ē̷̹̰̝̿͜S̸̬̎̅͆͝,̶̗́̈́ ̶̭̖̑͆̓̊ ̵̺̭͙̋̈́J̵̝̭̓̃̒ͅÕ̵̦̝N̷̳͇̦̣̚A̸̡̳͕͍͐T̷̻͍̭͆̍H̴͈̅A̴͎͕͇̦͘͝N̸̫̪̦̖̓̀̑ John: Oh. OOOHH...

[ferretteeth]

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

[noegrets]

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

I can't tell if that's a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

[comixextra]

Tiny falcon

[brightlotusmoon]

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[crystaltoa]

Magic

Sandra's seen a leprechaun, Eddie touched a troll, Laurie danced with witches once, Charlie found some goblins' gold. Donald heard a mermaid sing, Susy spied an elf, But all the magic I have known I've had to make myself.

-Shel Silverstein

[bromdebus]

Why did Eddie touch the troll

[forestgreenandgray]

does anyone know why this happens ?

[progamreli]

Is this anything?

[this-site-isnt-safe-for-me]

haha yea

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[invisible-goats]

it's so fun for me every time this appears on my dash because not only did i walk past it irl several times, it's on what is widely considered the busiest bus route in europe

[lionofchaeronea]

I welcome all my bussexual and trainsgender friends.

(Sorry--couldn't resist.)

[argumate]

Eowyn is obviously the funniest character in Lord of the Rings because of what she does to analysis of the book, where you have to say "except for that one character who fears being restricted to the feminine role based on her gender and disguises herself as a man to fight valiantly on the battlefield as well as any of her comrades but comes to realise that her obsession with glory in battle was driven by an almost suicidal level of alienation to her mandated role and the complex mix of admiration and envy for the men around her that leads her to interrogate her own desires and tame her mental demons and ultimately craft a self-actualised life for herself with the support of the people she loves that balances freedom and social connection, the female representation in this book is terrible"

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[mccoysaccent]

spones coded

[merinnan]

[rockelyn]