cat and purple (idk what to put here)

19, she/her, I follow nsfw blogs, but interact with them through a sideblog. Disclamer: if you're a minor and looking at this blog, there is a small but non-zero chance that you might see something nsfw that slipped through the cracks

[bill-cipher-offical]

REMATCH

WHO'S SEXIER

HOWL PENDRAGON

BILL CIPHER

Remaining time: 23 hours 58 minutes

SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO

[fluffycuddlebug]

If you want the ones who are actually into you to vote for you, don't put the hottest image of Howl you can find in the poll

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 36

Chuckles the Clown (Legends of Avantris)

Luka (Alien Stage)

Quirrel (Hollow Knight)

Voting ended onJun 8

[fluffycuddlebug]

Chuckles is clearly the right answer here

[thelostbride-if]

Drac!

[fluffycuddlebug]

How romantic

[revcleo]

[fluffycuddlebug]

I don't know what tumblr culture is like, mostly, and though this feels like a well-respected legacy post I feel the need to point out that creating an "us versus them" in a minority is more likely to cause conflict than solve anything

[revcleo]

Down With Cis | Know Your Meme

“Down With Cis” is an ironic slogan used either to mock cisphobia (hostility towards people who are not transgender) or transphobia (prejudi

[fluffycuddlebug]

Thank you for informing me!

[revcleo]

[fluffycuddlebug]

I don't know what tumblr culture is like, mostly, and though this feels like a well-respected legacy post I feel the need to point out that creating an "us versus them" in a minority is more likely to cause conflict than solve anything

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bitorrent or utorrent.

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[headspace-hotel]

This is horrible I can't see the number of notes on my posts at all without adding up everything in the chain

Cursed cursed cursed evil evil evil

[jv]

This is a terrible idea. Horrible.

EXTREMELY BAD HOLY FUCK.

This would kill the entire point of the reblog chain. Staff, please, don't do this. It will transform the reblog chain in just plain twitter quotes.

[jv]

Seriously, this is a tumblr-killer feature. This breaks the most fundamental way tumblr is different from any other social network. This makes tumblr just another blueskytwitterthreads. Or worse: An unfederated mastodon clone.

Please, stop this. Please, don't roll this out.

[jv]

Please, mutuals, post about this, comment and reblog the original post (while you still can without making it your own quote-post). I don't know if staff is looking or if the feedback would matter, but seriously, this is a terrible change that would kill tumblr as we know it. Please, don't roll it out.

[jv]

look, I can endure any kind of UI changes that are supposed to help tumblr-rookies to understand how this works. They may be a nuisance, but that's ok, we have x-kit or we can get used to buttons being here or there.

But this. This changes the data architecture. This changes the SINGLE THING that makes tumblr the "... yes and" website. This KILLS THE COLLABORATIVE POSTING THAT MAKES THIS SITE DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHER MEDIA PLATFORMS.

Please, don't do this. Please, don't ship this.

[stitchposts]

HEY NO???? WHAT THE HELL

[dorian-is-dying]

Absolutely not

[fluffycuddlebug]

Ew what the fuck?

Does tumblr think new/non-veteran users made an account here instead of Facebook or whatever because we didn't like how the site operates?

[on-the-ace-spectrum---and-yet]

I've added a few of my fanfics to Tomodachi Life, and every time they're brought up it's a jumpscare

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[darkfictionjude]

If you woke up inside of one of your stories one day as an extra/character doomed to die, which would you survive and in which would you be cooked?

wwc

You see cause I have self preservation skills so I would likely survive in ec and oyhs. The former by just staying out of the way of potential dangerous situations and faking my death or something, the latter I would play the game

In wwc there’s not much I could against the supernaturals I’m not special like Crowny is… cause really think about it, no one else can deal with it the way they have (the side quests) it’s like the creatures… seem to listen to Crowny over other humans… strange 👀

[fluffycuddlebug]

OH MY GOD

[darkfictionjude]

Crowny gives me a vibe that they were born in Winter Idkw

Nonnie you’re not gonna believe this…

[dogrotpdf]

how’s that house that raised you?

[shnehollander]

when the sex is a character analysis

[wicked-transparency-deactivated]

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

[mermaidprincess-ariel]

WHAT

[caolifornia]

i just wanna see it

[schrodii]

oh my god this looks so sick on my blog

[askdreamsillysillydream-deactiv]

DEAR GOD MINE TO!

[sprintthroughhyrule]

Sorry, I had to see this.

[ittybittylittlebithaht-blog]

YO! It looks amazing on mobile!!!………😔

[thisgirl1239]

💕

[fluffycuddlebug]

:o?

[ace-trainer-alice]

literally cant stop thinking about the mind control knife

Glint of silver catches your eyes but you pause for too long. You only realize what it is moments before it's buried in your gut. Those moments extend as mind fragments, each section stumbling forward independently searching for an answer of what to do before it's too late.

Fusiform Face Area. Grinning as she steps forward, into you. It's not the grin of a human. Eyes, nose, cheeks. It's the grin of an animal. Showing her teeth. The shape of the faux smile still pushes a mirrored response. Smile back. It's instinctive to comply.

Medial Prefrontal. Your dress covers your stomach. Pink frills and white fluff. Dressed up nice for the party. Your friends are half an hour away now. You walked home, old habits die hard. The knife passes through the fabric like it's not even there. You'll have to get a new dress, then. But who to ask for advice?

Motor Cortex. Her fingers look almost dainty wrapped around the hilt. Something nostalgic to it. The intentionality to it. She looks comfortable. You picture her playing with the knife. Tossing it back and forth between her hands. Rolling it between them. Fingers wrapping and unwrapping around it.

At the moment of penetration all will to fight back left. Did you even have any in the first place? You didn't see any in the shuffle. Last chance blown. You're smiling back at her. Grinning with your teeth showing so nicely for her. Unless she doesn't want that, in which case you're no longer smiling.

Somatosensory. Cool warmth. Tension held in skin breaks open. Itchy, almost. Pain is muted. Less than it feels like there should be. Chemicals pumping through your brain. Feel something deeply important dripping out of you through a new hole.

And the moment is passed.

Her arm is wrapped around you. Holding you up with her knife in your stomach. Her breathing in sync with yours.

Your brain is reloading. Resynchronizing all the thoughts that shuffled through it in the critical moments. All for naught. Too late now.

Her arm pressed against you feels cold to the touch.

She's so close to you now. Her lips could touch the skin of your forehead if she leaned just a little further. Fingers pressing against the skin of your stomach. Cool against your own leaking warmth. Her jacket looks so comfortable. Maybe she'd let you wear it if you get cold, after this?

She tilts her head at you. Teeth still bared. She's enjoying this. She's enjoying this? You start stammering further. Pleading, begging, demanding she let you serve her. You don't care about how humiliating it is, how much you're contradicting your own values. All that matters is her satisfaction. Fawning.

You mumble something submissive. You repeat it louder. Instinct, again. Resistance keeps pointlessly leaking out through the hole in you. Replaced by obedient desperation. Desire to fulfill her every need in this critical moment. Make her like you and maybe it'll work out. What does she want? You stammer out the question.

The warmth leaving you has started to slow now. So she twists the knife. You choke on your words. Stumble against her. Grope blindly towards her. Tug at her jacket. Look up and continue to beg in breaking words. Only her arm sounds you keeps you from falling.

Until, minutes later, finally, all resistance leaves your body, and you never disobey her ever again.

She watches you, unblinking. Listening. Enjoying your empty attempts at submission.

Slowly, your words slow. Maybe you reach some epiphany. Maybe you just run out of things to say. She's still grinning. Obedience takes time and effort.

[fluffycuddlebug]

Good for learning anatomy I suppose

[bantaro-bird]

Tips for understanding your cat's signals.

[fluffycuddlebug]

Car