wiggle me this, you scandalous bitch

Blynn | your pronouns are our pronouns comrade | late-20s | bisexualgender | running mainly on a queue | icon by @foulserpent

[fluffyheretic]

im gay as hell and my ass is fat thats why they call me fruit cake

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[6amflight]

office bugs.... been wanting to practice drawing bugs and officespaces so i did both smile

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Just saw a skarmory swoop down and take some kids pet ralts

[watercolormagicalgirl]

portal turrets were so ahead of their time actually because they’re autistic lil robogirlies who are ever so slightly chuuni and they’re adorable and polite and even though they could kill you in 10 seconds they’re incredible instant-lossbait and they go ahahaha >:3c and aaaa-auuu D: and awawawawa @_@ and other such noises

[yorhaw]

[skippyisntfunny]

[oddlysexypancake]

[wikiphilia]

Major scientific breakthrough spotted. in the boundlessly chaotic void of linguistic misunderstanding

[jimbles-archive]

[bish0ps]

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

[llovinghome]

lambs running through the wild garlic

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[spookygibberish]

Important

[escuerzoresucitado]

Common tree shrew

[becomedog]

people with medical issues are not “putting a strain on the medical system”. that’s what the medical system is for. yes this includes people with substance use related medical issues and other people considered “undeserving” of help

[antisocial-transfag]

you're telling me a gar licked this??

[alphabetizing-posts]

a gar licked me telling this?? you’re

[antisocial-transfag]

oh that's why this was a zero noter before. forgot to alphabetize it

[placetoburystrangers]

1 bass girl is worth 100,000 guitar men. always remember this