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we're not kids anymore.

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Love Begins
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Not today Justin
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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officer: pop the trunk me: I can explain
Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level
why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom
Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.
fuck that was deep man
idgaf about people who make fun of subtitles when im having fun understanding what the fuck people r saying in movies
*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them
Uh oh, my WiFi’s down!
I’m now in
The gradient zone
Gradient zone aesthetic:
Also best not to pet sharks without gloves. Their skin can really tear up ours with lots of petting.
yeah, this is what sharkskin looks like under a microscope:
it’s covered with tiny interlocking teeth that form a one-way-only surface! petting a shark the wrong way will literally make you bleed, which is still never a thing you want to do if you are in the water with a shark.
(yes, those are literally teeth-sharks ended up evolving a skin covering completely separate from the scales that bony fish ran with and they did it by mutating the teeth out of their fucking mouths and over their entire surface area)
Being internet-shitpost-aware means that you know damn well that this post is a dread summoning spell
Amazing how they still manage to be perfectly smooth while covered in literal teeth
Peter Joseph on structural violence, from this video.
Brilliant
Spot on. Like Coretta Scott King said, I must remind you that starving a child is violence. Neglecting school children is violence. Punishing a mother and her family is violence. Discrimination against a working man is violence. Ghetto housing is violence. Ignoring medical need is violence. Contempt for poverty is violence.
#CLOCKED
Rosemarie wasn’t ready
Rosemarie got dragged by Target.
This guy doesn’t pull any punches
Reblogging this version instead cause ppl think this is about trashing LOK.
And it ain’t. LOK was good despite all the bullshit nickelodeon kept pulling on the creators.
Rediscover hobbies
NOT LIKE THIS
Just flip ‘em!
Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor. I love them so much :)
they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them
horseshoe crabs are friends. their tail is not a stinger, either. if one crawls over your foot they are just smelling you.
But you haven’t seen the 23rd best from that year either
What are these and why doesn’t this competition have any cats in it
Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before
public should absolutely be free
Funny, I’ve seen cities say they want to reduce congestion introduce (or attempt to introduce) taxes for driving your car in the centre of town, but I’ve NEVER seen the suggestion that we just make public transport free. Just imagine. Imagine how much more effective that would be than a congestion tax.
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