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[highlandvalley]

”#アドベンチャーワールド　#エンペラーペンギン　#コウテイペンギン もふもふが足りないあなたへ♡ http://t.co/js3yms7gIV”

[tanku-deactivated20160121]

this creature is perfect. there is nothing wrong with it.

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

mother fucker unlimited …

[thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate]

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Big

[stonecrusherproductions]

Loud

[mekagojira3k-deactivated2017120]

Handsome

[iameverysparklywoman]

Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

[surrealismart]

A Grave Situation, 1946

Roberto Matta

[hustlerose]

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[big-red-gum]

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

[hustlerose]

chinken nunget

[sologatos]

[hayley566]

Sour cream baby

[findingbigfoot]

oh my god he

[abduction]

[dappermouth]

anybody else love getting up in the morning and drinking a bunch of coffee on an empty stomach and then spending the rest of the day shivering and blinking too much and feeling like something’s on its way to murder you

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

[hustlerose]

you know what they say….. a btich can never have too much fruit 

[parkchanwoohoo]

It’s feminist for me to fantasize about a beefy country boy to lift things for me and introduce me to his goats, because it turns me on and is therefore empowering!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

Are there weird gender role issues here if he has a big appetite and I make a lot of food for him? NO, because I am also PEGGING HIM in this scenario!! I am the FARM DOMME

[parkchanwoohoo]

I’m going back in time to cancel this post because I’ve been told this is categorized as horny on main. Frankly I don’t see how it is horny to want someone in scuffed jeans blush while letting you pet their sheep but I’ve been overruled and I have a career to consider so [REDACTED]

[kryptonians]

Julia I’m reporting you

[kryptonians]

Julia I’m just worried about the goats

[parkchanwoohoo]

God okay you don’t understand, the goats initially are somewhat skittish but end up liking me right away, leading the farmboy to go “I’ve never seen them warm up to anyone so quickly before!” And we share a shy but tender glance as the sun sets, until a goat does something silly that makes us both break into laughter. The GOATS are ESSENTIAL in getting him to NUT IN ME

[lolmemez]

Made all the wrong decisions 

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[fetuseater]

[sairenji]

[toasthag]

[webcomicname]