he hates these slimes!

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[cruzfucker]

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

[cornfield-cryptid]

Game of Walking Bad

[wowwforever]

[help-me-yes]

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

[jame7t]

2026 annual Banned euphemisms for “jacking off” in competitive formats:

Peeling the puppy

Sneakin’ Yummys

Hurting my Dick Baddd

[valtsv]

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

[valtsv]

[garchomp-ings]

[memorycycle]

youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$

the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede

[frogmoss1]

hiring a mercenary

[theweirdwideweb]

[3dmaze]

hate having to sit on public toilets because then I start experiencing the memories of everyone who sat there before me

[ofygouoffoits-deactivated202601]

[angelicguy]

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

[angelicguy]

A lot of people are misunderstanding this post. Originally, I was discussing the commission price of this piece with an artist (my budget was roughly $2000) but after I saw you could make it with a robot for free, I decided to do that instead.

[epiphainie]

lowkey obsessed with my own blog. it has all my favorite things and all the opinions i agree with. best place on the internet maybe ever

[despazito]

[memorycycle]

theres even shorter form videos now that are only 0 seconds long doing even more damage to our attention spans, and its called images

[sminkus]

first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

[sminkus]

gay bar.

[lacefuneral]

the bay gar:

[thoodleoo]

so everyone knows homer’s smash hit the iliad, right? well, the sequel’s pretty good too. if you haven’t checked it out yet you really

odyssey it

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

????

Homer Smash????

[tamamita]

[kirbywithaknife]

[kaijuno]