uncreative title

and an even more uncreative description

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern 

me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:

[weloveshortvideos]

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Best kind of workout

[relentless-soul]

[flumplestiltzkin]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[mynewurl]

in the uk we have these sweets called maoam and the packaging is this little green character that looks like its having sex with fruit

[mynewurl]

[nulikkaprinssi]

omg Finland has these too

[daxratchet-deactivated20190425]

these candies taste really good actually but seriously

why

why

[spootywabbit]

What is the green thing and why is it doing all of that

[ootn-remade]

i’m so sorry

[d0nn0]

trying to get a bae like

[loganlaveau]

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

[thewinchesterdaily]

[srsfunny]

The Second Coming

[flumplestiltzkin]

I may not use tumblr much anymore, but I still think y’all deserve to see this beautiful thing I made a few years back

[bleeply-moved]

[rogeyroo]

sashimi rolling, they hating

[okaymad]

[mihgyu]

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

[r-efracted]

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

[ehunk]

or when they write me a check for $100,000

[selektions]

who needs a boyfriend when i have my grades to keep going down on me

[pietriarchy]

me in real life: a silent mystery

me on the internet: ask me anything I love oversharing im so alive

[jewist]

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again