Look me in the eye. No, the other one.

I'm doin' it the best I can.

[moonkitty]

i dont give a shit about any of the plotlines im just glad i get to see alucards fat tits again

[warrenellis-deactivated20200730]

apparently our work here is done

[moonkitty]

[moonkitty]

[moonkitty]

HELLO?????????????????????

[kristycatz]

Business shrimp having business shrimp meeting

[knittingnoodle]

Very important meeting going on here

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Thots on stalin

I don’t think he would allow that

[otherwindow]

disaster exorcist. pesters demons into leaving. walks into a room with a bowl of fresh holy water and “accidentally” trips, spilling it onto whoever’s possessed. makes the sign of the cross when demons aren’t looking then acts nonchalant when they turn around, backs sizzling.

[otherwindow]

exorcist: flower of christ [blows dandelion] demon: [sneezes] exorcist: bless you demon, vibrating angrily: Humanity Is Unworthy. exorcist: amen to that demon:

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[square-thoughts]

Mike’s hard constructive criticism

[brawltogethernow]

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

[brawltogethernow]

#why do i feel like this post is gonna blow up #at the moment it only has 15 notes (arabian-batboy)

Man, you are good.

[butch-of-the-blades]

As a cat owner, this resonated in my soul

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

were all addicted to something that takes the pain away...

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bespinx]

[iantojack]

im losing it

[hearthkeeperr]

cinematic parallels

[knowyournewmeme]

[retrogamingblog2]

Snom curling

[ofcarnivora]

Pls critique his conformation k thanks.

[skelenby]

[ofcarnivora]

Just a Beautiful Worm

[guerrillatech]

[invokingbees]

Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy

What do you do?

[weeniebagel]

“Really, Carl? Really? Christ, I knew the breakup with Cindy was bad-but not THIS bad! How’d you even get in my house? Why are the Utz all over the floor? Wh- how did you get in my house!?”

[invokingbees]

“Damn your fool’s mind, Randy, the mists of dream still you know my Amulet of Saros allows me passage through all portals, physical and arcane. I came here as this apartment provides protection from the mental ravaging of that dark sorceress, Cindy, gods blast her name! Your fermented beverages are all that have kept me from darkness this night, Randy, would you turn me away in this hour of terror?”

[transfemininomenon]

idk why everyone is debating what the post of the decade is when this post is post of the fucking century 

[depechepacito]

the domain penis.com is available for two and a half million dollars

[jackiechanadventures]

[mangotcha]

[corink]

[holy-scoliosis-deactivated20190]

@cherycupcakethemage