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#carol #this whole thing is so broken

cowboyhatesithere

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

Love this so much

the practical magic musical looks great

sffan

well this fucking bangs

#ahahahahaha #filed under: me #witchwoman

tierras

isabella vik

#this would fix me #filed under: me

hidden-but

In Czech, there is a saying that you got lost because you stepped over a magic getting-lost-root.

Idk what root i stepped over back when I first was here in 2022 ...

but guess what, I ended up on this trail again, even though I planned to go to the town on the opposite end of the commuter rail network, see the one on the hill in the distance.

Like what the fuck.

They should put some extra warning here, smth along the lines that a piece of your heart might get stuck in the crumbling cliffs, and you'll inexplicably keep coming back.

flutelorelai

I know Bray Head when I see it.

Fun fact - the walkway under the cliffs has been closed for YEARS now due to a landslide that happened at one point and instead of fixing the terrain somehow, they just smacked a "CLOSED" sign on it and called it a day. We went on a hike there once while visiting Dublin. Started in Bray and climbed the hill because obviously, the view is lovely and the yellow bushes were in their full coconut-scented bloom.

On the way back we thought - eh, who cares about the landslide, let's go back under the cliffs. We saw from up top that there were people walking there in the direction of going back to Bray. We thought, it cannot be that bad if there are people still using the path now, can it?

WRONG

after the entire hike (quite tired and thirsty and just dying for a Guinness at the beach), at the end of the cliff walk, almost back at Bray, we were met with the angriest, spiky-looking solid metal gate that extended both up the cliff on the left and over the chasm on the right. feck.

while standing there dumbfounded and thinking of ways to climb over this spiky-ass gate, we saw a bunch of people behind us also going to the gate, as well as an elderly gentleman just strolling around the little sitting area on the other side of the gate.

I tried climbing at the up-the-cliff portion but no luck. Then the people behind us caught up on us and went to climb directly over the right side, above the 10-meter-deep cliff fall with a train track at the bottom, around the massive spikes that extended to the right. at that point we said eh fuck it and climbed around the gate too. Wasn't that hard if one didn't think about the chasm and horrible death by falling on the train tracks...

afterwards, while sitting at the beach bar and stuffing our faces with fish and fries we thought that the elderly gentleman must go there every day on his afternoon stroll, watching hapless tourists climb the stupid gate, as his daily entertainment.

#ireland #god I love that country #filed under: me

sparrowlucero

my personal pick for most underrated animal is the european legless lizard, which i think is often taken to just look like a normal and rather plain snake, but if you're familiar with reptile anatomy at all it looks more like some sort of bizarre heraldic fantasy creature than basically anything else on earth

#ooh I love these little dudes #they are harmless and cute but their tail breaks off if you try to catch them

smutna-milenialka

Miluju jak na těch bylinkových webech rozepisují na sedm odrážek, že bylinka má čistící učinky a reálně to znamená, že má dobrý vliv na vylučovací soustavu. Pořád budeš piča, i když tý pampelišky vypiješ hektolitry, Ireno

#filed under: me #I feel this so hard

cassandracalin

Japan, here we come!

#filed under: me #I feel very called out

willgrahamscock

of all the phrases we used to say in the 2010s era we need to bring back ‘what the hap is fuckening’ because honestly… what the hap is fuckening lately brother

trippiest

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

gayofthefae

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

#filed under: me #high school fuckin sucked

kayvsworld

the cinematic migraine experience of spending the entire day like “why do i feel so bad so Suddenly what the fuck Triggered This what did i DO” and then hearing an ominous clap of thunder. and being like. ah. barometric pressure

kayvsworld

sitting here getting increasingly grumpy all day like “ok but what is with the body-wide Unease why are the joints & muscles misbehaving why is my head made of elastic bands what have i DONE” & then got a notification for a severe thunderstorm warning. barometric pressure you motherfucker

#filed under: me

foxpost-generator

Igor Shpilenok

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Winter wimnds on tumblr Kamchatka can reach 40 fucken meters a second, which makes survival annoying difficult for me wildlife

translated from English to Stupid by foxpost-generator AI (Actual Idiot (me))

#silly sills silling

hedgehog-moss

I like this time of year when the other trees are mostly leafless and you can see little white dots in the hills here and there—the wild cherry trees in bloom ♡

Also is there a softer light than April evening light.

#i need this in my life right now

kocourmokroocko

pořád jsem nezapomněl na ženu, co kdysi přišla na naší střední školu, zahlédla, jak se na gauči v mezipatře líbá nějaký pár nešťastných týnejdž milenců, a udělala z toho morální pozdvižení, kdy hrozila škole, že je zažaluje, pokud nezrušej gauče, a oni v reakci na to nejen zrušili gauče, ale i VŠECHNY lavičky ve čtyřpatrový škole pro cca 1000 studentů (kteří nemohli do tříd, dokud se neodemkly přesně se začátkem hodiny), který nahradili takovejma těma kapitalistickejma sedátkama, co jsou krátký a zkosený, takže se můžeš na chvíli opřít, ale nemůžeš si sednout ani uvolnit nohy na moc dlouho. a já bych této paní jenom rád vzkázal, že studenti se cicmali vesele dál, akorát ve stoje a přiražení na zeď, a že místo k drahocenným křesťanským hodnotám převedla tři čtvrtiny mýho gymplu k radikální levici. ♥

dobrá práce, tvl, ani pamfletama by člověk takovej úspěšnej nábor nevyrobil.

flutelorelai

Co je to prosim so strednymi skolami, ktore v snahe priviest studentov na spravnu krestansku cestu zrusia gauce na chodbe?

Nasa (prepytujem katolicka) to spravila tiez. Ani tie sedatka tam nedali namiesto gaucov. Tamojsi dovod neboli bozkavajuce sa pariky, ale studenti, ktori sa pocas prestavky "nevhodne vyvalovali" na chodbe.