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Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
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almost home
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todays bird

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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if i look back, i am lost

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BIOGRAPHY ; SHORT PROFILE ; RULES
twenty-five ; artist & part-time bartender reblog / follow to be friends ✿
A quick and easy plotting guide
Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!
My muse(s):
Do I know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse
Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other
Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship
Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other
I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other
Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!
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and he was filled with poison, but blessed with beauty and rage. •●•
Eye contact is way more intimate than words will ever be.
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@shimuie from here
❝ actually.. don't you think the weather is nice today? i've always loved how the sun shines through the windows here and lights up the whole room. and considering we're in the middle of winter the weather is pretty pleasant.. don't you agree? ❞
he knew he was spacing out, even if lu han promised her to take a visit on his day off. he couldn't blame her, he really did deserve the sock ball thrown at his head after all. he also knew that she wanted to discuss something with her for a while now but it required more time. once he catches sight of her pout, his lips curl into an apologetic smile and reaches over to gently pinch the soft cheeks; in an attempt to lighten up the mood and to show her he was truly sorry. however though, he's not expecting the proposal to be something like that --- his eyes widen and he can't help but repeat her words in disbelief.
❝ to be your mother's model? are you sure you want me to help her out? i mean... just look at me. ❞ he lets out a nervous chuckle, wondering why out of all of her friends out there she'd thought of lu han. his fingers curl around the sock ball resting next to him on the floor and picks it up, examining the pattern on the fabric. ❝ cute. ❞
@pixidvst from here
❝ just.. a moment? it honestly felt longer than that. ❞ his voice was soft, even though noone was anywhere near around them as it was still quite early in the morning. the café was quiet and the strong smell of freshly made coffee filled the whole place. while detesting the taste of said beverage, lu han still loved the smell. it made sense that he'd always been drawn to natural, earthy scents --- given he's a florist. his eyes widened when the boy working there started apologizing. it was lu han who made him wait in the first place when he just wanted to do his job; taking his order. glancing around just to make sure noone else was waiting for the other, he cleared his throat. ❝ i um.. i'd like some herbal tea but.. would you mind joining me? ❞ he had no idea where that thought had come from, he just hoped the other wouldn't think of him as some creep.
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
“Uh, that’s my spot.”
first meeting / icebreakers
he’s about to take a sip of his hot chocolate at his usual coffee shop that’s just a corner away from the flower shop, when a tall and rather good looking male stops in front of his table. he blinks up at the stranger, at a loss of words as he’s not sure how to react. are they trying to start a conversation? or was it really a reserved table for someone? he frantically looks around on the table, but finds nothing that would indicate he’s not allowed to sit there. so lu han clears his throat. ❝ oh… is it really? ❞ but since he doesn’t want to be rude he grabs his coat. ❝ i shall leave then, right? right. ❞
@osehvr
“Will you be taking this?”
first meeting / icebreakers
during winter time lu han often craved sweets and the perfect place for to get some was his favourite confectionery. he eyed the sliced cakes behind the glass display while waiting in line, looking for that chocolate cake he had the last time he stopped by. just when he spotted the last lonely slice sitting on the paper doily — he even instructed the girl behind the counter to make sure he got the right one — he heard someone calling out to him.
as he turns he’s faced with a female, maybe around his age and obviously she’s also interested in that certain slice of cake. not wanting to sound rude but also not wanting to give up on the delicious treat; he suggests, ❝ shall we share? ❞
@dcndclion
“How are you?”
first meeting / icebreakers
a simple question. still, it’s rare from a stranger to ask something like that when this is the first time they’re initiating a conversation. though it’s probably because lu han is nearly dozing off behind the counter when people are standing in line to pick up their orders or make new ones. he wonders why the other is there, but nonetheless he accepts every customer. ❝ you must tell i’m dead tired. can i help you with something? ❞
@skyungill
“I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
sentence meme sentences
❝ oh? so now you’re saying that because of the people making this spice bottle and not securing the nozzle properly therefore it fell into the dish with half of its contents, is my fault? ❞ with his arms crossed, lu han throws glances at the still boiling food in the pot and at his friend, expression turning slightly worried as he chews on his lower lip. ❝ i mean, it’s just paprika. it couldn’t be that spicy… right? ❞
@gvnois
“You don’t need to be so gentle.”
sentence meme sentences
❝ tsk. instead of nagging would you ming helping me? ❞ lu han called out to his friend, folding his arms in front of his chest. his lips curled into a frown as he stared at the shelf that didn’t want to budge at all no matter how hard he tried to pull it. he knew he wasn’t the strongest man in the neighbourhood but he still wanted to get over with this as fast as possible.
@narcotiqs
"You know what is even better than love? Pizza. Lots of pizza."
❝ i hope that means we’re going to order some right here and right now because i’m starving. ❞ lu han was ready to dial the number to his favourite pizza place, all he needed is a nod from his friend as a cofirmation. he hoped his expression was enough to convince the other.
@ethvrxal
may 2017 be the year of neck kisses, poetry books, rainy afternoons, soft lips, clear skin and relaxed thoughts
First Meeting / Icebreakers
“Hi, I’m ______.”
“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
“Need a ride?”
“How are you?”
“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
“What’s your name?”
“Thank you.”
“You just saved my life!”
“Move the fuck out of my way.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Asshole.”
“Would you like anything?”
“You’re gorgeous.”
“Do I know you?”
“Uh, that’s my spot.”
“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
“Checking in?”
“Can I sit here?”
“May I buy you a drink?”
“I can spot you, if you want.”
“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
“You look cold, take my jacket.”
“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
“Bride or groom?”
“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
“Hey, is he bothering you?”
“Don’t give up your day job.”
“…Dude, your fly’s down.”
“I think you have the wrong number.”
“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
“Watch where you’re going!”
“Is this seat taken?”
“Here you dropped this.”
“You remind me of someone.”
“Will you be taking this?”
“May I take your order?”
“How are you?”
“You look familiar, have we met before?”
“Be careful next time.”
“Hey, could you help me?”
“Help me!”
“I’m so sorry!”
“Are you alright?!”
“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
“I think I may have seen you before…”
“Hey! Watch it!”
“Oh my god are you okay?”
“Have we met…?”
“Were you at that one party?”
“Remember me?”
“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
“Hey, is that your dog?”
“Service takes forever here.”
“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
“Can you turn that music down?”
“People are trying to sleep!”
“I’m your new neighbour.”
“Is that who I think it is?”
“Be quiet!”
“Is that your son/daughter?”
“I’ve read about you.“
Sentence Meme sentences
“I will smack you to hell”
“I will smack you to heaven”
“I will smack you so fucking hard if you don’t kiss me right now!”
“I will smack you the life out of you”
“I will smack you back to life!”
“I’ll smack the glasses off your face”
“I will smack you to another species”
“I will smack you to another race”
“I will smack you into a coma, don’t say I wouldn’t!”
“I am gonna smack you so fucking hard that you’ll need surgery to fix that face”
“I will smack you so hard that you will look even prettier then last time”
“Bitch, now, you know you need a smackin’!”
“lemme smack dat ass”
“lemme smack them chest, I know you enjoy that kink!”
“Are you crazy?”
“Are you even listening to me?”
“Are you even listening to yourself?”
“Are you sure they won’t find out?”
“Are you sure this is legal?”
“Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
“Are you threatening me?”
“Be mine.”
“Do I know you?”
“Do you love me?”
“Do you remember this?”
“Do you trust me?”
“Don’t go.”
“Don’t let me die”
“Don’t look at me like that.”
“Don’t make me beg.”
“Don’t you dare come near me!”
“Don’t you dare.”
“Explain yourself.”
“For you, I would _____”
“Give it back.”
“Give me another chance.”
“Have you ever even done this before?”
“How drunk are you right now?”
“I already regret this.”
“I am not wearing that.”
“I can’t believe you missed that.”
“I can’t do this anymore.”
“I can’t even look at you.”
“I could kill you!”
“I dare you.” or “I dare you to _____.”
“I didn’t do it.”“
“I didn’t know you could do that.”
“I don’t want to look at you right now.”
“I guess this is goodbye.”
“I hate you.”
“I have to go.”
“I just want to cuddle.”
“I know your secret.”
“I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”
“I love you.”
“I miss you so very much.”
“I missed you.”
“I need a drink.”
“I need a hug.”
“I never really loved you.”
“I owe you.”
“I think I broke it.”
“I think I’m falling in love with you. ”
“I think I’m forgetting something.”
“I think it’s broken.”
“I trust you.”
“I want to be yours.”
“I want to try this thing I read in a book.”
“I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.”
“I’ll be there in five minutes.” ”This is really inappropriate.”
“I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”
“I’m bad for you.”
“I’m dying.”
“I’m going to be sick.”
“I’m not speaking to you anymore.”
“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”
“I’ve never heard that one before.”
“If you stay quiet, no one will know.”
“Is that my shirt?”
“It was me”
“It’s so beautiful.”
“It’s time to choose.”
“Just five more minutes.”
“Just go.”
“Just leave me alone.”
“Just let me die.”
“Just relax.”
“Just what did we do last night?”
“Kiss me you idiot.”
“Kiss me.”
“Make me.”
“Marry me?”
“My Parents don’t know”
“My parents know.”“
“Never again.”
“Nh, don’t be so rough!”
“No, that can’t be my baby.”
“No! You can’t die on me now!”
“Put it away.”
“Put your trousers on!”
“Put. The. Weapon. Down.”
“Shut up and listen.”
“Take responsibility.”
“That isn’t mine.”
“That looked easier on TV.”
“That sounds painful.”
“That was a bad plan.”
“That’s mine!”
“That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard.”
“They’re coming.”
“This seems familiar.”
“This stays between us.”
“Truth hurts, don’t it?”
“Want to hear a secret?”
“We need to talk.”
“We’re moving too fast.”
“Well that was unexpected.”
“What are we doing here?”
“What are you afraid of?”
“What are you touching?”
“What are you?”
“What do you need?”
“What happened to you?”
“What have I done this time?”
“What if someone catches us?”
“What sort of noise was that?”
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
“What were you thinking?”
“Where are my clothes?”
“Where did you find this?”
“Where do you even find this sort of thing?”
“Where were you?”
“Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”
“Why are you wearing that?”
“Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.”
“You could have died!”
“You could have killed someone!”
“You coward.”
“You don’t need to be so gentle.”
“You drive me crazy!”
“You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”
“You lied to me!”
“You mean everything to me.”
“You owe me.”
“You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!”
“You’re all out of ____.”
“You’re an idiot.”
“You’re bad for me.”
“You’re dead to me.”
“You’re pregnant and It’s mine”
“You’re really good at this…”
“You’re so weird.”
“You’re under arrest.”