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ENFP, Gryffindor, Horned Serpent - requested by @queen-of-the-fandoms-baby

#literally me #this is perfect.#right on all counts #enfp #gryffindor #horned serpent

armandyke

Avengers/Hogwarts Crossover

Headmaster:

Heads of house:

Peggy teaches Transfiguration, Fury teaches Alchemy, Frigga teaches Charms and Hill teaches Apparition.

We also have the potions teacher

and astronomy teacher

That’s about it for staff so far, other than the lovable and incredibly patient nurse

But anyway who cares about the staff? Nobody. We care about the students.

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robotbytheriver

I can’t believe I never realized “come on and slam and welcome to the jam” is in iambic pentameter

robotbytheriver

also please remember that the flip side to this is that you can recite any other line of iambic pentameter as if it were the lyrics to the space jam theme

silent-monkey

HOLD UP because basically what this means is you can read Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales to the space jam tune what a time to be a l i v e

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harrypotterdailly

first year Harry being 100% done with shit.

clarke-mason

#team Cap in nutshell

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Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban. The few owls that managed to battle their way through the stormy sky to deliver mail had to be nursed back to health by Hagrid before they could fly off again.

spideycentral

in which aidan’s character is finally mentioned as “rat man” and well… let’s say another one of his characters is mentioned

plasticroyal

British people in summer.

this is actually me though

ohcaptainmycaptain1918

boopboopbi

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the-stonedsoldier

historical-nonfiction

To me, history ought to be a source of pleasure. It isn’t just part of our civic responsibility. To me, it’s an enlargement of the experience of being alive, just the way literature or art or music is.

David McCullough (1933- ), American history writer. (via historical-nonfiction)

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flyhighpegasi

ca + I’m just a kid from Brooklyn

fuckyeahorchestra

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. “Hey! We need to get back!”

“No need to panic,” said a fellow bassist. "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor’s score together with string. It’ll take him a few minutes to get it untangled.“

A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.

“Well, of course,” said her companion. “Don’t you see? It’s the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded.”