The Weirdness Is Strong with This One

I have no idea what I'm doing. And I love dragons. :-P genderfluid; pronouns I use: she/her, he/him/ they/them; I love talking about my ocs; amateur writer and artist so I post that sometimes

[justanorkid]

kinkajou

[mino2aur]

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[erkhyan]

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[innerchildabortionclinic]

berries ranked by importance below readmore

you FOOL. every berry is equally important

[ragsy]

I think it's really funny the way pop sci publications will put so much shock value towards "WORLD'S DEADLIEST ANIMALS" when they really mean "deadly to humans specifically"

Black mamba and chimpanzee ain't got shit on our humble friend the anteater, who has ended 500 lives just for breakfast and is coming back for seconds

[killue]

the world is my whale carcass

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[lezferatu]

doing a little horny hunger chart for my vampire lesbian oc like god intended

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[sacred-portal]

[artsymeeshee]

That checks out

[dcartcorner]

giving her some good coffee

[picasonia531]

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[patienz]

massively expanding the concept of "god of the gaps" to include everything i don't immediately apprehend or understand. dark matter is god. chinese is the language of god. a car with tinted windows is being driven by god

[wretchedwomenblorbos]

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

[painted-lemon]

um can we make this a real thing??????

please tag any other fandom that could use this meme format