The Weirdness Is Strong with This One

I have no idea what I'm doing. And I love dragons. :-P genderfluid; pronouns I use: she/her, he/him/ they/them; I love talking about my ocs; amateur writer and artist so I post that sometimes

[wizardarchetypes]

a wasp just flew into my job so i picked up a jar to catch it but before i could, a dark-eyed junco hopped in through the door like a regular customer, flew up to the window, caught the wasp, and then hopped back out.

[hamfeather]

Here’s my piece for ‘narrative parallels’ with Erin and Alinua

Tfw you’re a eldritch god’s favourite princess

@aurorabigbang

[2coldforyouhere]

omg @comicaurora this is so cool

[comicaurora]

everyone's doing fine

[galacticsabc]

Here's some unserious comics and hastily drawn doodles

[not-so-local-aroace]

@blashdafish

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[rainbow-femme]

His strength is that he is biscuits

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the fuck#this one was actually really very short why is it still like that what

The shorter it is, the more concentrated the what the fuck can be.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can help you with your math homework because the fantasy world's magic system was based on calculus and I was a gifted mage, stop nitpicking.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this world's magic system is also based in calculus

[catcrumb]

[variegated-fairywren]

everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW ‼️

[paperruins]

you need to make more self-indulgent art btw. hyper-specific self-indulgent niche shit that appeals to You Specifically and maybe nobody else will get it or even like it but that's the point.

[kerink]

i can't stop thinking about this part from the eridian lore bible

the biodome team watching grace get up in the middle of the night and easily navigate his hut without turning any lights on:

[homunculus-argument]

Nobody hates participation trophies like the type of old guy whose wife had to guilt-trip his kids with shit like "your dad is going to be sad if you refuse to pretend that he's a good father :(" to keep everything looking right.

[foldingfittedsheets]

It is So Boring in the mattress store for kids. It’s basically hell for children because there’s fuckall to do for them.

A couple I was helping earlier had two little ones, three and six, who were behaving in a rather saintly fashion for the average bored kid I see. I tried to engage them with remotes and things while their parents talked.

Eventually they were restless enough that I pulled out notepads and asked if they wanted to draw. The three year old quickly lost interest and I went over to ask her favorite animal. She told me “elephant” so to delight and amaze her I started drawing an elephant. Usually kids are into it.

When I was done she pronounced, “It looks like a giraffe.”

I staggered back melodramatically but actually laughing hysterically and said, “There goes my art degree!”

The parents laughed and said kids were harsh critics. When they checked out they saw my elephant doodle on the desk and both did a double take like, “Woah, that’s a really good elephant!”

“Yeah, I actually did go to art school, but it’s okay. My niece wasn’t very impressed with my drawings at that age either.”

[foldingfittedsheets]

Behold, a giraffe.

[for-the-ouchies]

Stoic whumpee annoyed by a heart monitor. No matter how well they keep their expression neutral and their body from visibly tensing, suppressing every urge to flinch or fidget, whumper can still see their heart rate pick up at every touch.

[becherdireinen]

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

[uncannycookie]

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

[totallynotsarah]

I still love this lol

[uncannycookie]

It’s ruining my notes dude :’D

[homunculus-argument]

Consider: A huge dragon basking in direct sunlight like birds do, but all sorts of smaller wildlife has gathered under the wings to enjoy the temporary shade.