The Weirdness Is Strong with This One

I have no idea what I'm doing. And I love dragons. :-P genderfluid; pronouns I use: she/her, he/him/ they/them; I love talking about my ocs; amateur writer and artist so I post that sometimes

[damazcuz]

Squeezing oc like a stress ball. Throwing oc at the wall like a tennis ball. Dribbling oc on the ground like a basket ball. Whacking oc with a club like golf ball. AND OTHER SUCH ACTIVIES THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[hellenhighwater]

The lint has never changed, only gotten larger.

[writingdose]

the character in canon: calm, composed, cold, intimidating, invincible

the character in my fics: shaking, whimpering, curling in on himself on the floor and is covered in blood

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[questions-about-blorbos]

Which of these is your Blorbo?

A sacrificial lamb

A scapegoat

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[pileofknives]

[nostrem]

[fkjshfkhdfksdhfksdhjsksdf]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[cholvoq]

weight of the world.

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[doodleoo]

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

[doodleoo]

my hands hurt

[wnwnmemo]

[githvyrik]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[kedreeva]

Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!

[spomincica]

I train all my cats to be chatty and yesterday I saw one of them on the stairs and I said “hey Nala, what’s up” and she meowed super quietly so I said “sorry, can you enunciate” and swear to god she looked at me and yell meowed for a full half a minute

[specialagentartemis]

Grace falls asleep on his biodome beach and learns that the Eridian scientists who made his false sun replicated Sol a little too well because he woke up with a sunburn.

Rocky is concerned. Grace’s skin is the wrong texture and temperature, question? What happened? Is Grace sick???

And Grace has to go, “no I was just dumb, it’s just a sunburn.”

“Sun burned Grace, question? How??”

“Yeah, sort of. I mean, it’s not the same as a burn exactly, it’s…”

And then he has to pause and say, “Okay. Rocky. I will explain to you what a sunburn is and what causes it. But first I want to promise you that I am okay and I am not going to die, and you have to promise not to freak out.”

[normalworldart]

"OJ"