Local Reigen Fucker

Luka- 20- I met Reigen in a publix and he told me his ass was padded and no one would believe me.

[gay-pippin]

If porn is still banned then how come I can post Sam giving it to gollum raw and wiggling?

[crossingdesigns]

wildflower trail path ✿ by nook_by_the_book on ig

[pseudomantis]

i think about this all the time

[toughtink]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source

[bedussey]

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

[sarcasticfina]

[ghost-princen-blog]

Chaotic good

[thefatedmeeting]

in honor of the new mp100 season and the greatest post of all time

[headspace-hotel]

doing my part against climate change by. not having a driver's license

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[takerfoxx]

[were--ralph]

imagine seeing this post in 10000 years when humans have all died

[calware]

[emkaymlp]

hate it when you want to stop playing videos game but the stupid little videos game challenge says 499/500 scrungles plonked because i absolutely HAVE to plonk that last scrungle before i stop playing videos game and it drives me NUTS

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

trying to have the same mindset as “just cut your hair, it’ll grow back” when making decisions. they’re not all make or break.

[monsieurenjlolras]

but if I don't order the correct sandwich at this coffee shop my life will be destroyed

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

buy every sandwich just in case

[spacelazarwolf]

i wish all working class brits a very riot when your government tries to spend a billion dollars on that bitch’s funeral while your cost of living skyrockets, and i wish all non brits a very support working class brits while their country catches on fire

[toastbutteregg]

[max1461]

ironic. even in the "land of the free" your not allowed to fly a plane into a couple of towers. really makes you think

[sigmaleph]

your freedom to have a tower ends at my plane's flight plan

[tenorgender]

happy 9/11 eve remember to leave some cookies and milk out for the second plane

[greelin]

we crumpled your man up like tissue paper btw. like we all took turns crumpling then uncrumpling him. sorry. couldn’t resist because he is just so crumpleable

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

why didnt they renew sonic boom

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m still cry laughing at this I love this fucking show

[sabertoothwalrus]

[sabertoothwalrus]

that’s exactly how it was written on the storyboard 😂