FlyingOrangeMint

Many a things need to be said, but not now. He/They/Void. Call me Sam. Bi. 24. Pfp by me

[blumineck]

How to spring-load your bow!

This information is freely given. What you do with it is up to you! 🏹💐🧚🏼

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[catmask]

this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back

additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you

[daftpatience]

useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)

[cutabello]

here are more terms! these are all from enérie. it is a really good blog that has lots of fashion terminology and it's a good mix of menswear and womenswear! they also have a book as well compiling all their diagrams. you could also look into getting a visual fashion dictionary for terms as well!

[kuma-kami]

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[snowdaysforever]

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[theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[froborr]

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

[chongoblog]

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

[parsnippety]

@the-nephelococcygian

[the-nephelococcygian]

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[shblackwoodart]

i missed painting him

[blackberreh-art]

Screencap redraw cooldown~~

[abd-illustrates]

💖 Alchemy 💖

Been cleaning up my Vgen page over the holidays to get ready for the New Year! Here’s one of the example pieces I drew recently ✏️✨ – I feel like my colouring style updated itself somehow after not doing any coloured pieces for a while! :0c

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS] ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

[coffeelovingdragon]

Villainous Power Couple

[ozmodai]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[my-dailydreams]

[ryebreadgf]

so many ppl on tiktok will be like 'look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe' and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that's what happens when u don't have ur own sense of style

[twofingerswhiskey]

got called “omg vintage” by a secretary in training at the dentist’s office on sunday because i wore a shirt that was in style five years ago like. ma’am i bought that in 2016

[unpatchedglitch]

this is WILD you can't just leave this in the tags lmaoo

[twofingerswhiskey]

(cw: adult story below)

okay so basically the story went that he has. a fetish for guys with tats and piercings and this culminated in him getting real teeth KNOCKED OUT during a glory hole incident in 98 or 99 he can’t remember but basically the guy thrust in as he was catching his breath. and. teeth got knocked out. he was THAT HARD. 

so he gets dental implants and continues on his way, assured that he’ll never have to lose any more teeth. he used to bartend blah blah and was always complimented on his teeth but he eventually got them SNAPPED OUT during an altercation with a drunk guy and he got different ones put in and was like “oh, so this is a recurring theme in my life” and decided that he was going to swear off bartending.

so he moved out this way and started his “dick-sucking career” anew, hopeful, wide-eyed. and managed to get a piercing snagged on his fucking tonsil and they have to GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM TOGETHER BECAUSE THE GUY IS STUCK IN HIS FUCKING THROAT AND HE CAN ONLY BREATHE IF HE BREATHES AROUND THE DICK. it was at this moment i remembered that one fucking movie where a guy gets his prince albert piercing stuck in a lady as a killer is busting into the room and dies because he won’t cut it off and run or something

also as this is happening i’m waiting on x-ray results so i’m just. there lmao

and he was talking about how the guy NUTTED. IN THE AMBULANCE. BECAUSE OF THE VIBRATION OF THE ROAD. IN HIS THROAT. AND THEY HAD TO SUCTION IT OUT. WHAT THE FUCK. but it turns out that there was a bad cut to his gums as well because it was a spiked fucking piercing so he just. had to get a couple teeth replaced. again.

and they dated. for 2 more years. until he moved to serbia or something i forget that part i was laughing to hard. it might have been spain. idk anyways

the bf got stopped by airport security because this was a few years after 9/11 and he had to take half his piercings which were not “safe metals” for metal detectors (“because DIY punks are hotter” was his reason??) and he was like “do i take the dick one out too” (no, but he did get taken to be privately searched.) and it ended up, that his boyfriend (the guy in the dental office) laughed so hard, after hearing this story repeated, that he slipped and smacked face first into the edge of a table. and LOST HIS TEETH AGAIN, and ended up walking around “like a fucking christmas carol about wanting two front teeth” until his bf sent him money to get them fixed and then broke up with him “for some hot young thing”

so he gets new ones! and they lasted! they really did! for years!

and then, #4, was on sunday. he was so “inspired” after he was allowed to go on dates again. because quarantine and no-socialising rules and shit have hit hard here multiple times. that he “went too hard” at a small gay bdsm gathering. and he managed to both bend his teeth inwards and fuck his molars up FROM DICK SUCKING. and he was like “i was tied up there, thinking about how many times this has happened. and how some evil gay witch put a curse on me for being too good at sucking dick.” 

and he went on about how the kink club in question is technically helping to pay for this because they felt SO BAD and the guy who did this laughed his ass off and was like. i don’t have any money but once you get your teeth fixed - and the guy was like NO. I AM NOT SUCKING YOU OFF EVER AGAIN LOOK WHAT YOU DID

also this was told by the most middle-aged, boring looking man on earth. like picture an accountant, but gay and VERY clumsy and funny

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

[historianoftumbles]

What was this post about again??

[autisticexpression]

Fashion I believe.

[melongkoala]

I have mentioned that I have thoughts/cristicm regarding Scandalbra/Jons endings before so I might as well get into it, Scandalabras branching(ig?) For the most part is solid, I think it makes sense that he never tells you about Jon or being a counterfeit object(it also doesn't mean that he doesn't loves us or trust us either, I just think its a case of his insecurities getting of the way of letting himself show us that part of him, which ofc im sad that this happens but if he'shappy this way why would i stop him) also ofc I'm sure they just didn't wanna spoil it there.

Now in Jon's branch is where I start to have nitpicks ngl, I love jon after maggies case and I love jon when he's a badass assassin. That being said, I don't like how to get him you need to say you found him annoying as scandy(even if its true in a way I still finds it mean and me personally if someone told me that they hanged out with me and when they saw a totally different side of me, then to just say that they thought i was too much/annoying? I would've crashed out no offense...like cool that you love the real me but also why were you even hanging out with me? Idk its just that's also an insecurity of mine so maybe I'm thinking too much into it.) The thing is I do have a problem with is that aside from never being presented with the option of saying that you love both and that he can be both, I also don't like how we don't really get into *what* he thinks about himself/what he prefers. Ofc we know that he hates being a counterfeit object and "not all that much" hence why he exaggerates, but we don't actually actively get to help him with that self loathing (in both routes it's basically "i like this side of you" and then everything's kinda of perfect?? Like what happened to the idea of both? What happened to the idea of him learning to be ok with all of him??)

Overall what Ronaldinis did is what Scandalabras/Jon Wicks should have been as well. I love ronald but I'm kinda salty ngl(they pulled off the fact that he doesn't like that he's just some guy from Canada who loves to play magician only to then realize that its ok that he's who he is and that both sides of him coexist) Still love both endings and I still think he's just as happy/fulfilled, that being said we totally should have had an opportunity to tell him both sides are valid and that both can coexist. Scandalabra is Jon Wick and Jon Wick is Scandalabra goddammit!!

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[twiggies-draws]

I made a wheel for this for better randomising.

[sharkishblue]

this is some kind of eldritch beast to me

[micaxiii]

oh that's just rude

[kitkat1003]

[ajoure]

this damn candelabra lives in my head rent free

[flying-orangemint]

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[mintsky420]

Stickvin's your Jesskas or whatever

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[anonyb0b]

GUYS I had a dream a while back about a dystopian au in which the SQUIP wins and creates a "utopia". I made an au from it but I want to share some things from the base dream alongside some things I built up on in the AU:

-The city the SQUIP created was surrounded by a dome

-Jeremy was its right hand man basically

-Will Byers was in the dream for some reason. The first and only scene between Jeremy and Will Byers happened when they were both fixing a billboard And Jeremy got a note, but he couldn't read it because the SQUIP was blocking it, so he gave it to Will but Will couldn't read it because his SQUIP was also blocking it (perhaps there is some sort of underground operation trying to contact Jeremy?)

-at one point there was a scene where the SQUIP was teaching Jeremy how to fight? Probably for guard related reasons.

-Jeremy went to an elementary school at some point where the kids were making literal propaganda about not leaving the city/messing with the wires under the city

-Like there was a superhero character that stopped the wire diggers. I interpreted this to mean the wires kept all the SQUIPs on/kept their control over the city? Kind of dark but interesting that my brain came up with that.

-there was a scene where Jeremy tried to lead an escape attempt but failed, which happened before the last scene in the dream. I interpreted this to mean that Jeremy has tried to escape several times in the past but has failed. Everyone's memories were wiped each time.

-The last scene in the dream involved the SQUIP waking Jeremy up early to go check on his neighbors because they were being suspicious according to the SQUIP. This is where I got the idea that Jeremy was the SQUIP's right hand man in operations.

-He got dressed and it was revealed that Jeremy was trans and the SQUIP didn't care/was fine with that

-Diversity win! Superquantum robot dictator is not transphobic!

Anyways I've called this AU Squipville and I made a playlist for it, still adding songs to it though