FlyingPine

I rode into battle with a foul mouth. Came back with a broken one

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[yujateaandpi]

All all all

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[dimonds456-art]

i had to

[flyingpine]

Cough... Dies... I don't wanna do this no more

[flyingpine]

I'm so tired

Anyway my hopeful future husband in tomodachi life

[killerspaghettiarts]

Caine's Old Roomie....

... Alot of people really liked this post on the clock app, so I think it'd probably be a good time to share it on here. Enjoy!

[brown-forking-weed]

jimi hendrix reacts to... his cheesecak...

[inkamations]

me and the gang during dnd sessions

[flyingpine]

Magma doodles idk

[jennthe]

The Snickers™️Ending

[thememedaddy]

[spid3rrblue]

Donnie lost the bet (they made a bet abt whoever wins the race, the winner will punch the loser)

[pvtpunsart]

splinter make more dad jokes please

if you don't get the joke, try saying it out loud

[flyingpine]

HURRY UP I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[katesattic]

This is oddly unsettling.

[fuzzynecromancer]

C. S. Lewis made a point of how centaurs are hungry most of the time because they have two stomachs to fill and addressed this very subject.

[arkkosun]