Flynt-isms

[flynt-isms]

[flynt-isms]

DOOT

[flynt-isms]

*stands outside your window playing love songs on a kazoo*

Groovy

[emerald-isms]

Welcome to Trans-Sylvania! This is a lewd/hangout server that’s focused on supporting trans people and giving them a safe place to be frisky, but everyone is welcome! We have: 🦇sfw and nsfw role, so no age limit 🦇specific roles for several genders which are still being updated 🦇kink roles! 🦇private customizable channels for active members! 🦇lots of lewd channels 🦇friendly people! We’re waiting for your blood *cough* friendship!

[flynt-isms]

The jazz is back*tunes trumpet*

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

Fuck Marry Kill: Red, Pyrrha and Oscar

…fuck. No matter what this ends weird for Red. So Marry Oscar. That shall almost always happen. Now the decision…sorry Red you die. I guess Pyrrha’s getting her dream.

[queen-of-foxes]

…………….I honestly don’t know how to react to this…………

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

As I said it would be weird for any of the choices.

[doctoroobleck]

*Oobleck slowly puts down coffee cup and slowly starts to walk towards Anon while expressionless*

[queen-of-foxes]

Bart. Honey, you need to calm down Love. @jaunearc-isms help me here.

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

Honestly I agree with Oobs. If someone put Oscar in your position I’d do the same.

[queen-of-foxes]

Can we at least not commit murder?

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

…I think Oobs has something worse than murder planned for the anon.

[doctoroobleck]

*Oobleck walks up to Anon and discreetly whisper something in her ear and after a few moments the Anon Runs off scared and crying*

…There we are..

*Oobleck walks back smiling and picks his cup back up and takes a sip*

[viola-huntress]

Seriously Doctor? And here I thought you do something fun

*Viola finishes her popcorn and leaves*

[doctoroobleck]

Viola….why fight when you can scare….takes less time plus 0% chance of spilling my coffee.

*Smiles then takes a sip*

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

Psychological terror. Nice. I give you a 7.5/10

[doctoroobleck]

*Slowly turns head to look a Jaune and while turning his neck cracks and lightly glares*

Only a 7.5?

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

You want lower? *Has on fake glasses holding a pen to a clipboard with an eyebrow raised*

[doctoroobleck]

Not bad impression of Glynda but was that supposed to be intimidating Mr.Arc

*Trying very hard not to laugh*

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

Hmm. A decent attempt, but the glares affect lessens due to your glasses. I recommend you you try a more maniac grin instead. 4/10 *Looks at you with his glasses down at his nose*

[flynt-isms]

*plays Mexican standoff music*

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

I am Groot. *Looks up at you and smiles.* (baby-groot-isms)

*Looks down at the adorable plant child and picks it up* You are my child now. You can call me Papa Jaune, Dad, or whatever you want, alright? *Puts Groot on his shoulders* So what do you like?

[flynt-isms]

*walks by playing Hooked on a Feeling*

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[relatablepicsofneonkatt]

FOR THE MEMES! @relatablepicsofwinterschnee 😹

[neon-ismsarchive]

Agreed. @winter-isms

[flynt-isms]

*pins on the fridge*

[flynt-isms]

Flynt: Hey Neon I got some candy from the city. Want some?

Neon: I'm a slut for candy

Flynt: Sure...

Neon: I never-

Flynt: Don't.

Neon: I NEVER MISS A SWEET.

[flynt-isms]

I propose a jazz-off! *pulls out saxophone and flawlessly plays Sing Sing Sing*

Flynt: *plays fire and the flames*

[siegfriedgrimm]

I feel like you should add flames in the background for that…..I have my flame thrower if you need it!

[flynt-isms]

Flynt:...I dig it

[flynt-isms]

I propose a jazz-off! *pulls out saxophone and flawlessly plays Sing Sing Sing*

Flynt: *plays fire and the flames*

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

Day at the Pool

Jaune-Swimming lazily

Ruby-Splashing everyone

Weiss-Yelling about safety rules

Pyrrha-Looking at Jaune’s swimming trunks and blushing

Yang and Nora-Wrestling in the water

Ren and Blake-Reading

Sun-Doing cannon balls and dives

Neptune-In the fetal position looking at the water in fear

Eddie-Sinking to the bottom trying to cool off

Churchboi-Being called a Maggot and eating ice cream

Void-He is and is always doing everything yet nothing

Fox-Not there because his being a grumpy grump

(Sorry if I didn’t list you I couldn’t think of something for most others)

[real-jaune-isms]

Chaos Jaune-Swimming underwater like shark person, weaving between people. Possibly staring for too long at the girls in their swimsuits. Blushing.

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

perfect

[thelastvoidwalker]

*pulls @jaune-isms out of the water* not on my watch. *puts in impenetrable box that only light, air, and myself can go into and out of freely* you stay there and think about what you did.

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

not the best idea to tell a pervert curious person to think about peeping on girls

[thelastvoidwalker]

Okay, let me rephrase that. Do it again and I will send you to the Narutoverse into the kunochi (if misspelled I’m sorry) side of the bathhouse when all the strongest and most sadistic ninjas are there, with prior warning so that all of them are fully clothed so you don’t see anything your not supposed to. Remember, I can also bring the dead back to life, and I’ll make sure the universe is one where all the biju are female, and I’ll let them out for a day just for this. Including Kayuga.

[jaunearc-isms-deactivated201710]

…..god dang………kunoichi*

[real-jaune-isms]

I meant those to be things I (as Jaune) would do separate of each other. I would be trying not to stare at the females while sitting in a chair or something. In the water, I’d just swim around and maybe splash fight with Ruby.

[drinky-qrow-show-archived]

very drunk Qrow, in bird form - scavenging pieces of other people’s snacks that have fallen on the ground

[professorozpin-isms]

Ozpin - keeping an eye on bird Qrow to ensure he doesn’t disturb the others, and being glad to see everyone having a good time

[flynt-isms]

Emerald- screwing with people's heads and making people on The diving board think the pool is empty when they jump

[neon-ismsarchive]

Do you ever play pranks on Flynt?

Absolutely!!! He hates it.

[flynt-isms]

*shoots glue from trumpet*

[real-jaune-isms]

300. Not the movie though. There’s a war brewing though.

So, according to recent polls, I have 300 people who like the nonsense I make. In accordance with this, as well as my… shall we say triggering relationship with the rest of the -isms fam, I shall start a debate of sorts. Ahem. 

Cookies and brownies are awful when you put nuts or fruit in them. Discuss.

[shopkeepisms-blog]

Agreed

[taurusisms]

Agreed

[emerald-isms]

Agreed. Unless it’s macadamia.

[mercuryblack-isms]

Agreed.

[tyrian-callows-isms]

Agreed!

[neon-ismsarchive]

Agreed!

But you can put another kind of plant in them and they’re amazing…

[real-jaune-isms]

no pot either, Miss “I see rainbows and quadruple trumpet players”.

[flynt-isms]

Flynt: *blarp*

[summer-isms]

Since I've been giving people random things that they like/love, is there anything that you want? (Besides removing Qrow's flask and not causing chaos)

Summer:… Endless cookies.

[thelastvoidwalker]

Your wish shall be granted. *Gives you a bottomless cookie jar, that works just like Qrows flask, so you have all the cookies you want and more.

[flynt-isms]

Summer: *begins nomming*

[torchwick-isms-blog]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD AINT GONNA GIVE, I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

Well it looks like we have to do this again @IsmsMemeTeamAnd @fellowIsmsMemers

SOME

[qrowbranwen-isms]

*breathes* BODY ONCE TOLD THE WORLD IS GONNA RULE ME!

[torchwick-isms-blog]

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!

[qrowbranwen-isms]

SHE EAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB!

[real-jaune-isms]

IN THE SHAPE OF AN L, ON HER FOREHEAD!

[shopkeepisms-blog]

WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON’T STOP COMING

[taurusisms]

FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

[kalisms]

DIDN’T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

[penny-isms]

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB

[torchwick-isms-blog]

SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE. WHATS WRONG WITH TAKIN THE BACK STREET?!?!!?

[shopkeepisms-blog]

YOU’LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON’T GO

[taurusisms]

YOU’LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON’T GLOW

[kalisms]

HEY NOW, YOU’RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY

[torchwick-isms-blog]

HEY NOW, YOUR A ROCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID!

[portisms]

AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOD! ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD!

[flynt-isms]

DOO DOOO DOO DOO, DOOOO DOO DOOO DOO DOO

[torchwick-isms-blog]

WE ARE NUMBER ONE!

[flynt-isms]

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