we stan sapphics and goblins in this house

i have no life so let me share these shit and aesthetic posts with you plz

[fmgoblinb]

ACAB except the character of brooklyn 99

[fmgoblinb]

its over yall

the world is literally dying and, this is gonna sound so pessimistic, but i really dont think we can stop it. like can humans physically stop it? probably. but will they? probably not. 

anyway, the world is dying, we’re probably gonna fall into an apocalyptic hellhole soon. and my depression is telling me to romanticize the hell out of it. if everything is ending soon, can we just overthrow every govt. like pleeaaase. i wanna be so fucked up when the apocalypse comes that im unaware of it. 

anway #2, shout out to this generation for our overwhelming willingness for chaos and death, love yall

[fmgoblinb]

cishets being mad about lgbt headcanons is the epitome of stink

[webcomicname]

[fmgoblinb]

im so proud and thankful for dan howell

ive been a fan of dan and phil since around 2015, i went to the amazing tour is not on fire, ive bought merch all that shit. as a fellow gay dans video really hit home and i actually cried (i dont do that shit, im a hard ass lesbo). the way he talked about his fears around coming out and being gay really resonated with me (especially the part about coming out tot your family over email, i felt that in my soul) i will forever be thankful to not only dan but also phil for giving me even the smallest little escape, this little corner of the internet we share. it really did save my life a few years ago. both of them have my endless respect an gratitude. DAN AND PHIL SYA TRANS AND GAY RIGHTS!!!!! 

[jewelheart]

THIS goblin believes women’s nipples shouldn’t be labeled as inherently obscene and sexual and is tired of women’s bodies being politicized.

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

It is a comfort to know that there are, at the very least, three goblins that say trans rights

Oh, I think there are many more!

Reblog if you are a goblin and you say trans rights!

[cosed]

sometimes life hits ya n ur like “wow sure wish i was stagnant bog water” n then ya keep goin but the bog dream sure does stick w ya

[fmgoblinb]

this has strong southern accent vibes and i can relate to it on a primal level

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[notunlikepride]

@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley

[fmgoblinb]

like im not the best person but i think im pretty dmn good and im allowed to share that 

and life is hard so i just gotta remind myself that yea i leave my phone cord plugged in when im not using it sometimes, i yell at people when i get angry sometimes, i make bad jokes, and sometimes i go days on end without contacting my friends/family. but i dont litter, i dont tell people to kill themselves, i try my best to be calm when interacting with ignorant or mean people, and i try my best to support those around me. i dont do as much as i should but im doing as much as i can right now and thats pretty damn good to me.

[thecatinthepurplepants]

Things that are Goblincore:

nail polish collections (clink clink, shiny and colorful)

large, comfy, baggy clothing

chunky costume jewlery in big ol wads so you can dig in and grab em with your little covetous hands

junk food

anything microwavable 

anything retrieved from the garbage

jelybeans (small, colorfull, make a little chika chika noise when you shake the bag)

gummy candy (as close as you can get to eating worms without being completely stupid enough to actually do so)

being completely stupid

cool rocks in your pockets

anything found on the ground in your pockets really

walking through a nearly empty parking lot past midnight and knowing that you have nothing to fear in the dark periphery beyond the street lamps for you are the most feral and deadly creature that stalks the alleys tonight

sales/clearance racks

old thrift shops that are packed with old weird dusty stuff that you could sort through for days and never see anything

making a big ol pile of blankets and pillows on the floor and just rolling the fuck around on it or burying yourself in it

saying fuck a whole bunch

candles (colorful, nice smells, smooth, F I R E)

fireworks, especially the ones you can hold in your hand and shoot at other people

fingerless gloves

feel free to add more

[fmgoblinb]

listen... 

i have found my fucking people

[pathologising]

some feral blinkies for ur feral needs

[temporarytouch]

remember the 3 G’s

-Gay

-Goth

-Goblin

[bramblemilk]

happy earth day!!! if you litter i will steal your teeth.

[fmgoblinb]

little late but still relevant

[pistil]

anticapitalism is goblin culture

[merelybeing]

I said close your eyes.

[dankmemeuniversity]