Fuck My Shitty Life

My name is Adam, I'm 22 years old and a homosexual. Just kind of blog about whatever I find interesting. He/him pronouns.

[datbulge]

[daily-incineroar]

little mac finds his lost cat (based off this idea)

[tsuki-sennin]

HE NAMED IT JALAPENO I’M FUCKING DYING

[state-issued-boyfriend]

DAMN YOU GAYS BETTER FUCKING

Take me out on a date, please

[themochabarbie]

Deposit $1000 in my bank account & I'll send u a nude

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[3rdgymbros]

BITCH THIS IS ME TF

[fmyshittylife]

This is far too real in my life except it doesn’t ever end in a happy ever after.

[hotboyproblems]

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

[gringoslur]

my brain: remember when u were really attracted to the dude from phill of the future when u were a kid?

taviv ullman:

my brain: cuz u still are. 

[metgala2018]

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

*Raviv Ullman

[catchymemes]

Instagram: @pet_foolery

[mlekonya]

oblivious

[3rdgymbros]

BITCH THIS IS ME TF

[teckmonky]

be like Thor, be there to support your loved ones,accept who they are and celebrate them

[socialistexan]

BTW, this is all canon, Loki is canonically genderfluid and is referred to as a “both” or “neither” by others, even Odin:

[teacupfulofstarshine]

i love one (1) genderfluid norse deity and one (1) support icon 

[wherearealloftheuseenames]

This has the same energy as “act like a lady.” “I’m a guy today” “then act like a gentleman”

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[blkbutterfly816]

Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

[candiikismet]

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

[drinkpisspissblood]

Not to be boring and ruin the fun but there’s like 5 different types of martial arts in the olympics………

[onaodiarioderw-deactivated20200]

[throwbackblr]

[square]

Tommy was driving like people drive in Grand theft Auto

[hotwebdudes]

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

[mothermilhouse]

right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimp 

and not only are these things totally badass and stylish

they have 16 colour cones in their vision

us humans only have 3

these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can

literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we don’t even know exist

do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS

[ayeyuu]

not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.

that’s pretty fucking radical.

[epsilon110]

not only punching through aquarium walls too

these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that

IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS

their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside

BUT IT DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT

the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressure 

this fabulous sob is death incarnate and don’t forget that   

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Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

[neongrump]

One Punch Shrimp

[jasoncanty01]

ONE PAAAAAANCHE!  

[sonicthehammons]

This straight up sounds like a Pokedex entry

[antifamutant]

Yeah what the fuck.

[adeles]

And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?

[wazardhazard]