A Horny Romantic

Brandon, 27, HTX, Engineer Insta:@real_deal_brando

[coolcoolmrpresident]

Hey y’all it’s been a minute. Ya boi grew up😜

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[jigglyturk]

Seemlessness

[purple-beard]

[kabaks]

i won’t lie this scene still fucks. you ever have a chat about the death of God with Death himself over some chicago deep dish pizza 

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

Me, starting my day after my morning coffee:

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[mangowerm]

[beepost-generator]

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

guess who got polls motherfucker

you?

me?

disney just fired 7000 workers and covered it up by announcing toy story 5

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[therobinflieseast]

Shoutout to this gem of a headline

[hexthelex-deactivated20230815]

Is this the new SuperHell® news format?

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[bagofbonesmp3]

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Angelina Jolie talks Internet - 1994 [x]

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[everythingfox]

“I’ve been feeding this stray cat in my complex for about a month. It’s gotten to the point where she follows me around on my walks even. This morning I was greeted to her doing this”

(Source)

[carpetbones-deactivated20200617]

[centrally-unplanned]

God-tier account of a Cambridge computer scientist trying to get police to investigate his bike theft camera footage:

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King

[uulta-deactivated20181225]

what .

[trapcard]

Daniel is a he/him lesbian we love that

[transfemininomenon]

he’s a cartoon character. he is a little girl. he is a friend. he’s my homeboy. my rotten soldier. my sweet cheese. my good time boy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[apocalypticvalraven]

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

[swan2swan]

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

[shrimpy-in-wonderland]

Some Queenie fo today

[sapphicgardensinmymind]

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

[great-and-small]

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺