Let's turn this bugbear into a hugbear.

Bran. 32. She/They. Actually just several goblins stacked on top of each other in a trench coat. 

[herr-melin]

meep.

[koth-harvest-final]

i have NEVER seen such a long and specific phrase trending

but the man deserves it

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[dynamohedron]

the trend of having a bit where lil nas x like very quickly descends from heaven on the pole in tiktoks and like 0.2 seconds of montero plays is so funny

[surreal]

ill block you. ill block your whole family. i’ll come to your house. steal your phone. block myself

[iroirobox-deactivated20230930]

[quasikool]

the adhd urge to exhaustively organize and catalog things vs. the adhd immediate forgetting of where you put literally everything

[superb-fairywren]

my embroidery floss collection is impeccable but i left my earbuds in the kitchen last night and couldn't find them

[dharmagun]

My different kinds of rice are arranged in a color gradient but there is shredded cheese in my coat pocket

[dogsenpai]

hey if we’re mutuals youre allowed to do this with me

[nadineross]

vampire: the masquerade - bloodlines

original soundtrack by rik schaffer

[michaelmilkers]

tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows

[michaelmilkers]

for those of you who werent here in 2016 on april fools that year the entire fucking website was transformed and there was an election for a position that wasnt even ever specified and the candidates were four lizards (or three lizards and a salamander as a scandal would later prove) and it was called decision2016

each lizard had their own 3d models and tumblr blog and campaign and there was also a tumblr blog dedicated to reporting on the election and they made like whole ass news broadcasts with a guy in front of a green screen

you could vote for your favorite candidate and there was a built-in function that let you make and post a campaign poster

in case anyone was wondering the winner of the election was mop. relatable and reliable. #Mop Could

[chantrymouse]

lest we forget

[galfrey]

far cry 5 locations ‣ black horse peak

[tardis-stowaway]

“It’s bad that the boat is stuck. It’s bad for lots of people and for lots of reasons. I know that. Please don’t think that me liking the stuck boat is an ideological stance. This is not an opinion I have about boats, or about canals, or about things generally being stuck. But I can’t deny it: I like that the boat is stuck. I like that, so far, we all seem to agree that the boat is stuck. There’s no debate over whether or not the big boat is stuck: it is a big boat, and it is stuck, and we are all aware of those facts, even those of us who are currently located in outer space. Furthermore, most of us share the opinion that it’s disagreeable, logistically, for the boat to be stuck. The boat being stuck is inconvenient. It’s a big disruption! Nobody can say it isn’t a big disruption. None of my distant relatives will get into arguments on The Face Website about whether or not the stuck boat is making a nuisance for lots of people. I like that.”

—

“I Like That The Boat Is Stuck” by Sarah Gailey

I highly recommend that you read this short essay about the stuck boat and why we like hearing in the news that it is stuck. It’s funny and entirely accurate.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

helpsomeyhing just happened but i feel like i hve to draw it words cannot capturr the emotion

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

motherfucker how do you recover from this

[lavellanlin]

[glumshoe]

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

[mantis-lizbian]

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

[glumshoe]

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

[glowingghosty]

[mistress-light]

Zelda Breath Of The Wild gifs [ 184/?]

[chuckdrawsthings]

letting the days go by