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ambrose and kodiak during the darkness outside us:

Things that are normal in Mass Effect that should be normalized now:

After you make 999,999,999 credits you are banned from making any more money. People have to pay you in omni gel or nothing. All the work you do from then on is pro-bono, baby.

AI is illegal.

#mass effect

dorothygale

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

#political wank

evidently-endless

being offered ai at every turn

#fuck ai

mewvore

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

#Tumblr

cal3ris

is this gonna get me fired you think

#fuck ai

emptyskiff

Grace's bike of "i ride a bike to work, and it's not for exercise" fame

#😭😭😭😭😭#project hail mary

furrypost-generator

bitches be sucking farts there

ravingsockmonkey

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

alexseanchai

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

headbenzhawk

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

#misc

fiore-firelily

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

mira-mira-0n-the-wall

#misc

silvermoon424

I think about this like twice a week

#jenna marbles

rpfofficial

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

#many such cases