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[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[sosaysdean]

insane

[eelsabound]

got an ad on instagram for a group of beatles impersonators that hire out for events and all the comments were asking if they hired them would the paul and john kiss

[eelsabound]

[teetheater333]

[allmyenemies]

my contribution to tumblr dot com

[afterlifeoftheparty]

someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we're hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse and someone save my soul tonight

[littlesweatermart]

(source)

[emoparamore]

they have to play Emily at some point they will run out of songs I know pleaseeee just once

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[fish-emoji]

A boat may be hidden in a creak, or concealed in a bog, which is generally considered safe.

[fish-emoji]

But at midnight a strong man may come and carry it away on his back.

[smeagles]

if you save my life i’ll be the one who drives you home tonight while walking straight up up to mikey shoot me dead

[ducttapehoney]

[sosaysdean]

THE SLAP

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]

and when she finally does slap them i hope she's wearing rings

[warbeneaththerain]

i wish i could live inside this gif forever

[milligramspoison]

HAPPY FOURTH OF FUCKING JULY

[theaterard]

THE MAN (Her…) TOLD THE CLERK TO SLAP HARDER!!!