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[paperclip6]

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[lucy-vanpelts]

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

[koiagain]

parents will raise u 2 B ashamed of your Everything & then you turn 13 and they're like ? Go make some friends What's wrong with you ewwww ew ewwww

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[meepcity9]

Does anyone know what’s gonna happen tomorrow

[baffledbirdbandit]

Bruh I hate when you can feel the pill in your throat even if you've taken it 😪

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[loveridden1999]

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[koiagain]

No i love being born a girl Are you serious Why wouldn’t i want to wake up 5 hours early to a mix of anxiety shits and period cramps This is all i’ve ever wanted

[applemelodies]

calling grown adult men “girl”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[moethh]

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve been attempting to make a slightly upgraded version of a dirt house.

[longseasons]

"why do you want to gossip with the girls?" why do i want to learn from the poets, the writers, the thinkers, the scientists, the mathematicians, the intuitive, and the philosophers? is that what you're asking me?