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teddy/violet. 25. they/them femme dyke. marine bio and splatterpunk enthusiast folk witch 🌞🪐

[vilebloods]

baby cats very cute

[medusadyke]

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

[medusadyke]

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

[hylianengineer]

I'm afraid they'll become scientists and data that lives depend on will turn out to be wrong - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become engineers and sign off on bridge designs that collapse - and people will die.

I'm afraid they'll become medical professionals who don't know what they're doing - and people will die.

The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter.

[mercurials]

do u think the quick brown fox and the lazy dog have ever explored each others bodies

[fox-bright]

So I was helping a friend figure out what to do with a wealth of tomatoes. She wants to dehydrate them and pack them in oil, and I thought, wait, that's really unsafe, right? But I've never tried it, so I went to the https://nchfp.uga.edu/ website, and a couple of Extension Office sites, just to make sure I had it right. I did: you can not preserve tomatoes long-term in oil safely. Throw them in olive oil, put the bottle in your fridge, eat within two weeks.

But the internet is FULL of well-paid garden bloggers who post exquisite photographs of food they will never actually eat alongside shit text like this:

Fun fact--this will kill you if you're not really lucky! Botulinum needs two things to be happy: A low-acid food source, and a low-oxygen environment. Bacteria that makes mold lowers the acidity of the tomatoes, basically clearing ground for the botulinum to flourish! And even better, it's not visible, it has no taste or smell; you won't even know you're consuming it.

This is my seasonal recommendation-slash-plea to only use tested recipes for your food preservation. When We Know Better, We Do Better--even if Nonna did it this way because her Nonna did it this way, we know better now. Botulism used to kill entire farming families, and their loved ones never knew why. The "why" was frequently something like this.

[i-am-a-fish]

sometimes I say shit like "mrow" whenever the moment feels right

[sunbathe]

the lioness does not concern herself with shaving her bush

[eggsdoodz]

taking each day as it comes…

[folkshroom]

yuri wins!!!!!

(we got gay married)

(also if anyone wants 2 contribute to the honeymoon fund,,, cashapp $VAHoneymoon2025)

[folkshroom]

YURI WINSSSSSSSS

[folkshroom]

yuri wins!!!!!

(we got gay married)

(also if anyone wants 2 contribute to the honeymoon fund,,, cashapp $VAHoneymoon2025)

[power-handmaiden]

I still hear horror Tingleverse only readers go "I can't believe Chuck Tingle wrote these great horror novels!" and... man... I know erotica isn't for everyone, but I would challenge anyone who can to just read "One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happily Pounded By His Boulder" and see how much of its emotional message it has in common with Lucky Day, albeit in a very different genre. If you just give the erotica a chance it's actually super easy to believe the same author released both of these works around the same time.

[ashes2caches]

fat transgender woman’s belly ranked number one pillow in the world five years in a row.

[vexheart]

Being sensitive is a strength—it means you feel deeply. But unkindness? That’s a choice, and a sad one.

[strrawberrryjam]

Hi there! I really need some help right now, I'm having a really rough time and I have 20$ to survive for the next two weeks. Anything is very very much appreciated. 🥺

Please help your queer autistic sister out by reblogging or donating, I will be forever grateful 🙏

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Kofi

Thank you!! 💕

[deaddumbblonde]

evict bush 2004

[tittyinfinity]

weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

[tittyinfinity]

older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"

[littlewhispersmokesigns]

summertime is for rock n roll research and coming up with theories

[spiralatria]

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this