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One year in college and now I’m a gay vegetarian.... my parents were right to be worried they/them

[whitepeopletwitter]

[liberal-memes]

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

is is this supposed to sound *bad*?

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

It was hard to read in the screenshot so I found it and blew it up:

[bd9wirksissbiska-deactivated202]

ur not ugly, u have poor self-esteem

u didnt grow up ugly, u were taught to judge urself

other ppl arent ugly, ur projecting ur learned insecurities onto them

[wyrmwizard]

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

[wyrmwizard]

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

[bandicoot]

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

[follow-the-aro]

Still thriving tho✨

[scienceshenanigans]

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

[21gramsofgrace]

Big facts.

[irlcute]

*gets shot in the leg* “are you ok?” “i’m fine just tired haha”

[soularbuds]

wish i was snuggling not struggling

[thebootydiaries]

cashier: do you want the receipt?

me: yas bitch tell me everything

[albedobeheading]

SLUR?????

[lycanxbutch]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[firefeufuego2]

King David: *finally plays the secret chord*

The Lord:

[esoteric-theology]

weird noises: happen in the wee hours

me, unaffected: the only supernatural and ominous force in this place is me and i was here first, so whatever and whoever you are you need to Go

[teaboot]

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

[teaboot]

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads

[windows5]

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

[gneerly]

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another

[follow-the-aro]

Aros! New anthem alert!

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[later0varies-deactivated2022022]

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

[fruitshow]

Oooo bitch ain’t this THE MOOD!